Fragments

Rapala Fishing: Pro Series – Teaser Trailer | PS4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HifSHY191Yg

Metzae.net is now 25 years old!

The more you believe something, the less you should.

Every single thing a kitten does is adorable. It’s ridiculous.

For the record, I never hit the laugh emoji or type lol unless it literally happens.

Balloons and flyers are just someone else’s trash.

I just realized that Eric Cartman from South Park is probably the world’s most famous Eric.

Artificial intelligence is great at what it does, but it does not understand what it’s doing.

My house is officially running on solar power. I’m going to turn on all the lights and run the AC and dryer all day!

The Norwex Opportunity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz0Nqmabaxk

This year, my New Year’s resolutions are 1080×1920, 2560×1440, and 1080×1920.

It’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve!

You know Dasher & Dancer & Prancer & Vixen, Comet & Cupid & Donder & Blitzen; But they were, all of them, deceived, for another reindeer was made…

As a lifelong renter, I lack many required skills to be a homeowner. I have a tendency to turn DIY into FIUY.

Spot has now lived half of her life with one eye. That was the last major health issue she’s had in a decade. She’s struggling these days due to kidney issues, but she’s still right beside me and sleeping like a baby.

Cyberpunk 2077 may have come out three years ago, but it’s still game of the year to me.

I’m the same age as Volodymyr Zelensky, Ron Desantis, and Donald Trump, Jr.

I really miss French dip sandwiches.

Now that I’m on the other side of the door, I absolutely love Halloween. I haven’t had this much fun since I was a kid.

If you’ve chosen a side in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, you’ve chosen the wrong one.

Real Conversations with Norwex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-eOXE2SjXk

Dangit. I tried recording some voiceover, but because I use text-to-speech so much, I kept saying “period” at the end of every sentence.

Did you know you can create a QR code to let people log into your WiFi without having to type in a password? I keep mine near the kitchen so everyone can see it.

The sun sets on the last day of Tears of the Kingdom, one of the greatest games I’ve ever played.

I see so many YouTube channels with tens of thousands of subscribers (and more) that clearly need someone to help them with their final edit. (Hint, hint.)

I have a new camera, and it can fly.

Samsung Kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNl7Lm1dYsA

Amazon Channels – New Year, New You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en891DuACYc

Amazon Channels – June 2017 Tier 1 Shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGor9iVoHg

I took this picture 20 years ago today.

A fourth player has entered the game…

Shower thought: I wonder how much my house weighs.

Norwex Leadership Conference 2023 Intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V12lF3Zo5rY

The Legend of Zelda: Rise of the Empress

Coming in 2029!

PSA: If you have Google Home devices, you can use the phrase “Gay Google” to activate them.

There’s literally trillions of people…

Nine people were killed in a mass shooting today just twenty minutes from my home.

Nine people were killed in a mass shooting today just twenty minutes from my home.

Emma Myers as Wednesday Addams & Jenna Ortega as Enid Sinclair

Spring is my absolute favorite time of year.

Welp, it finally happened. I ordered my first pair of reading glasses…just ten days shy of 45.

Cauliflower is delicious because it makes ranch dressing crunchy.

Two years ago today, I was sitting in the dark without power while a historic winter storm froze everything around me. Today, I came *this close* to turning on my air conditioner.

A work meeting should be a conversation, not a lecture.

The hardest month to spell is Frerbrurary.

Pet peeve: unsubscribing from something and immediately receiving another message about being unsubscribed.

I accidentally ate beef a few nights ago and I’m still feeling the effects.

#AlphaGal

Happy Fake News Awareness Day!

The supreme irony of toxic masculinity is that it’s just weakness masquerading as strength.

I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos.

#tacos

I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper.

I know no one is going to believe me, but I think I started the “you misspelled X” joke.

One of the bad things about working from home is that you don’t get any bad weather days.

Few things are more frustrating than sitting second chair to someone who shouldn’t be first.

Norwex Virtual Opportunity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_lCwbZd_K4

Norwex Stainless Steel Cloth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqMSwT3ZLrA

Many who wonder are lost.

I’ve had a standing desk for exactly one day, and it’s already well worth it.

I started dancing like a weirdo while sitting in my chair (because that’s what you do when you’re all alone and also a weirdo), and my watch congratulated me on being active. Being weird comes with the strangest benefits.

Now that I’m a couple of weeks away from ending my year-long self-isolation, I’ve got to re-learn how to be a person. I just drove all the way to the store but didn’t get out because I realized I wasn’t wearing pants.

I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside.

When I was 8 years old, I memorized a phone number that I remember to this very day: 1-800-422-2602. It was my internet

The Norwex Purpose: Charitable Heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG5FvwyxsIU

I love it when I ask for help in a tech support group, and someone responds with something like, “I haven’t had any problems at all.” Thanks for that, buddy. Very helpful.

It’s gonna be really awkward when I finally get back into the office and randomly burst into song like I do when working from home.

We just landed on Mars again!

Live your life in a way that millions of people don’t celebrate your death.

#rushlimbaugh

Norwex Response to Will Ferrell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx4qPEOZTdA

Spreadsheet therapy is totally a thing.

Seriously, why is it so hard for certain people to pronounce Kamala?

The font used on Twitter is Helvetica Neue. What’s something you know that most people don’t?

If I post a picture of my cat, dozens of people will see it. But if I post a video that I’ve spent days working on, Facebook makes me pay to show it to more than two people.

I just dropped $100 on a new mouse that doesn’t light up, so my next obvious step is to buy a house.

Every time someone I don’t know contacts me via private message, I think, “Ooh! Another Turing test!”

I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat.

Most people will take the time to google the #1 song from their birthday but won’t google the source of the potential misinformation they’re sharing.

WWG1WGBBQ

Believe in What You Do | The Norwex Opportunity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zwd0cvlarA

The Norwex Purpose: Our People, Our Passion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXWcDJql1k8

The Norwex Purpose: Core Values

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J966DJrR8CA

The Norwex Purpose: Our Intentions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgJ-8zdiOv0

The Norwex Purpose: Product Promise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQeUYQrsP9k

Norwex Sustainability

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2obEk7PJTQ

Norwex Hand-Held Squeegee System

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2kqMbhCjqI

Norwex Forever Bottle with Sprayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTdAtZz-Ucg

Norwex Pet with a Purpose: Turtle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnsd7qzcLio

Metzae.net is now 20 years old!

Norwex: Proud to Be in the USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Mo1trLD1c

Experience Norwex!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T28GXDDC5g

I think I’m finally getting old. A couple of loud cars just roared through my peaceful neighborhood, and I stared out the window with my fist clenched for way too long.

Just made a turkey, swiss cheese, tzatziki sauce, potato chip sandwich, so…living my best quarantine life.

This has got to be one of the greatest times ever to be a beloved pet.

Considering how many lives are at risk, it should be illegal to spread misinformation about the coronavirus pandemic.

It’s. So. Quiet. Outside.

Today has the potential of becoming the laziest Sunday in American history.

The Broomstick Challenge does not instill in me a lot of confidence for the next election.

#BroomstickChallenge

The pendulum doesn’t swing left and right; it swings forward and backward.

I just love it when people use subjective terms to describe objective truths. It’s the best.

I genuinely fear that history will remember this time as the birth of the American dictatorship.

I just overheard a conversation between two people of different generations confusing the Rapture and the Purge. It was delightfully hilarious.

Finally got my hands on the all-new Google Stadia. Find me on Stadia as Metzae. https://t.co/577tKzZF9Q

#GoogleStadia

Put a little bit of yourself in everything you do. Except cooking. Don’t do that.

It’s a random Friday night in November, so enjoy some of my epic music video mashups!

I’m sharing the YouTube link to my latest masterpiece because Facebook is making me pay for exposure. I’m pretty happy with this video and think some of you will love it (as long as you don’t mind blood and demons). https://t.co/VlvfnyhoGP

This is my latest mashterpiece, which is a combination of the newest trailer for Diablo 4 and a song by my favorite composer, Thomas Bergersen. Disclaimer: It is not for the faint of heart. https://t.co/VlvfnyhoGP

#mashterpiece

This is my latest mashterpiece, which is a combination of the newest trailer for Diablo 4 and a song by my favorite composer, Thomas Bergersen. Disclaimer: It is not for the faint of heart. https://t.co/x3p2qGqJGV

Impeachment drinkng game rule #1: Drink every time a member of the House uses the word “sham.”

@DrPoo Oh! You unblocked me finally. 😉

I hate it when I find the perfect thing to share with a specific person and immediately remember they’ve blocked me.

.@realDonaldTrump: Making schadenfreude great again. https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT

@adamlongoTV @TomPaineToday @wusa9 https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT

@NBCNews @TomArnold https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT

@arlenparsa @TomPaineToday https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT

@ChaseHughesNBCS @TomPaineToday https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT

@NoahGrayCNN I will never tire of seeing things like this.

It’s a Chewbacca goblet kind of Oktoberfest. https://t.co/EzI79AIFY8

My cat loves me so much she’s jealous of my computer mouse.

If you don’t have people in your life that regularly introduce you to new art that moves you, then I feel the need to introduce you to some of my friends. The obligation to pay it forward in irresistible.

@TomPaineToday Nobody has egg on their face like Trump. https://t.co/IQpszOfFyN

@DanRather https://t.co/IQpszOfFyN

Nobody has egg on their face like @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/IQpszOfFyN

No one is responding to my texts, messages, or emails right now. Did I break something?

This is a very simple story. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/VbdXj89JOl

It only makes common sense. Mango Unchained https://t.co/BvdFij1AU6

#MangoUnchained

It only makes common sense. Mango Unchained MAGA https://t.co/VIyutS5PsO

#MangoUnchained #MAGA

This is @realDonaldTrump doing an impression of @AlecBaldwin doing an impression of Donald Trump. https://t.co/KAGqC6n47B

Mmm…jacket weather.

“If you feel sad or if you feel alone or you feel wrong or something’s not right about you, don’t go away. Just stay. Just stay here. There’s nothing better on the other side, and all of the love is right here with your family and your friends.” https://t.co/IL9AEISm2b

@TCShrine Your wish is my command.

Vladolph Giuliani asks the real questions. https://t.co/RpmhBNTZh6

@therealcliffyb https://t.co/FcvVe8oBgN

My ode to @realDonaldTrump, stable genius. Snap Trump https://t.co/FcvVe8oBgN

#SnapTrump

Such viral. Much fun. So happy. https://t.co/O1I3V8C7xz

I love that so many people have been amused by my silly video. https://t.co/Mpp1gmzkhq

A historic moment for the American presidency. Snap Trump https://t.co/ICASXlmW11

#SnapTrump

@AKADonaldTrump I made it. 😁

@kschase13 I made it. 😁

@Grasshopper2049 I made it. 😁

@1NadineSmith ::raises hand:: That would be me. 😁

@AuthorKimberley @realDonaldTrump I made it. 😁

@sdr_medco I made it. 😁

@thegoodgodabove @Disney Damn. This is some next-level propaganda. Someone with a talent for manipulation of media put hard work into it.

I hope @realDonaldTrump’s personal attorney never informs him of his right to be silent. https://t.co/j8wAYj61ro

I made a thing that people like. https://t.co/0GweNEFEmC

This video practically defines 2019. https://t.co/tDoezYENzm

@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews This right-wing state media propaganda channel does not represent America, and neither do you. I’m glad you’ll be out of office soon.

@realDonaldTrump You’re so fucking gross.

RT @DanRather: I’ve seen a lot in my lifetime. But I’ve never seen anything like this.

Have you ever gone all day without looking in a mirror?

#oof

@seanseaevans Man, you are one of the best interviewers I’ve ever seen.

Real talk: If I ever go viral again and people share it while saying, “Who made this?! LMAO” I’m going to be so pissed.

@thegoodgodabove @realDonaldTrump

#PresidentSnowflake

@ChetsRant I’m trying to start

#PresidentSnowflake

@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/D4l7PuDPx8

@realDonaldTrump

#PresidentSnowflake

PSA: Vote climate change deniers into extinction.

Are you an Apple fan? Then check out my podcast on iTunes! https://t.co/mVb1plEfJc

Check out my podcast on Google Play Music! https://t.co/pYdOIIrkNa

The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It’s coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen to it on the website. If you like science fiction, give it a listen. https://t.co/4VqR1rJpZf

The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It’s coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen to it on our website. If you like science fiction, give it a listen. Many… https://t.co/4VqR1rJpZf

The Peacock: A Documentary — Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r8EY3yDkjE

Borderlands 3 Documentary: Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzufKNFkp-0

Borderlands 3 — Gearbox Thanks You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neb90I5D0Uk

Here’s a phrase that’s surprisingly hard to articulate: I edited it.

Mark Hamill liked my tweet, typo and everything!

My new dating profile pic is sure to pick up all the ladies.

https://www.facebook.com/EricPMetze/posts/10151082981604971

If you aren’t listening to music that gives you chills, then you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest gifts.

Norwex 2019 Leadership Conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-DEWhNjm4

Dragon Ball FighterZ — World Tour Saga 1 Event Recap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7PBAN541J0

2019’s New Year’s resolution is 5760×1080.

Church Lady Cold Open – SNL

Vote.

https://www.facebook.com/EricPMetze/videos/10151042563739971

This is the Cliffs Notes version in case you missed it.

This is the Cliffs Notes version in case you missed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRJecfRxbr8

Nickelodeon Kart Racers — Announce Trailer (PS4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKeKYgNvJ2M

Gems of War (Concept 2) | 505 Games | Mediajuice Studios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8aqZdCpkE

Gems of War (Concept 1) | 505 Games | Mediajuice Studios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Ia3wiEAKw

Capcom Licensing (2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF8Zif8u9ec

Street Fighter 30th Anniversary — Developer Diary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOcXxCpRHDo

I wasn’t like a wall of fire. It was literally that.

I wasn't like a wall of fire. It was literally that.

Inspiration | Mouser Electronics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-_qsbcpTI

DRAGON BALL FighterZ — World Tour Announcement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msoatMMjrlQ

I’m not afraid that robots might take over the government anytime soon, but I’m genuinely concerned that algorithms may have already.

Gems of War — Concept 1 (505 Games)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkoJDll-EvM

The Night In Question, Vampire the Masquerade Sabbat LARP – Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLClMvQZ-RU

Sabre Corporation presents “Agent Bravo”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqMXV2w0BHs

Things I love that I never thought I would even like include octopus, different opinions, and Benefiber. thisis40?

#thisis40

I recently upgraded my phone, and I’ve been moving apps and data over. It feels like I’m moving into a new apartment.

Today I learned that calling out a company on social media is better than calling them or emailing them.

Mediajuice Studios 2018 Podcast Reel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oql47HK5_C4

I literally just misused the word “literally.”

Trace of Gravity by Mark Petrie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omoDMD8dckY

I created a twenty car traffic jam just because I needed to grab my sunglasses from my car. That’s…bad carma.

I don’t want to make things awkward, but you should be aware that the “recommended videos” on YouTube reveal to anyone looking over your should what kind of videos you watch every day.

I just geeked out because I learned you can visit The Great Library Of Alexandria in Assassin’s Creed: Origins.

Remember ripping CDs? Where did all that effort go?

My phone just auto-corrected unicorn to Unicron. Google knows me a little too well.

Mediajuice Studios 2018 Behind-the-Scenes Reel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyZEqXoVAf8

Finally, I got the portrait of my main framed and hung.

I put a lot of time and effort into that guy, so I figured he deserved a place on my wall.

Mediajuice Studios 2018 Reel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q7q0zk8atg

Monster Jam: Crush It!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4oquM8XzQ

Amazon Channels | Peak Week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0TqthCm_8

I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up.

Capcom Cup 2017 Trailer (PS4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmykTivMKWY

My favorite part of the fair is the people.

A War of Our Own, a unique LARP experience based on This War of Mine, Feb 3rd 2018, Temple, TX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwFYMEKqCuk

BioShock Live String Quartet Medley — Full Audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6mHTxS9ozk

BioShock Live String Quartet Medley at PAX West 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QPN_NWc9vE

BRAAAM! (a.k.a. the Inception sound)

Fans Look Back at 10 Years of BioShock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9AgjrJCY38

pic.twitter.com/swELgTGjIr

A Night with the Denizens of Rapture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34hatg4Bm4k

Introducing New Sabre Training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__UmGlp4-yM

Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite — Battle for the Stones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z78poR0csvg

BioShock “Return to Rapture” Party at PAX West 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiGVo3ss6sk

Anatomy of a Trailer I Innovation Spotlight with Grant Imahara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3mumBAe5BI

With over 500,000 views (and climbing), I figured it was time to craft an intro video for my epic video collection.

With over 500,000 views (and climbing), I figured it was time to craft an intro video for my epic video collection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-NAoh8vUMc

You’ll never truly know your impact on the world until you leave it.

Feelings are hyperbole; thoughts are poetry.

Anatomy of a Trailer | Capcom Pro Tour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEdm4VESrXs

Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite — E3 2017 Announce Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok9ItR4oy7Y

Chase the Light + Barefoot Gen [DEMO]

WARNING: This video contains graphic depictions of history.

Amazon Channels — Anime Strike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0tfdGhMPD8

Amazon Channels — Heera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7amVGzDgLBs

I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on. My first thought was, “It’s all good. Video games have trained me for this.”

I love that I can type “aw” and my phone predicts “awesomesauce.”

I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

The value of creative work is that even if the work doesn’t work, it’s work worth working.

Returning home has become bittersweet. I never get to see everyone I want, and when I do, it’s never enough.

Capcom Pro Tour — 30-second TV Spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhdYsK3i22k

Star Wars Palpatine Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB0cKIxZ3AA

I just burped while singing and it auto-tuned me.

Fun fact: humans are GMOs.

I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

Texas Tech University School of Law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjxwrTERp6Y

VPNs: the less you know about them, the more you need one.

Mediajuice Studios

mediajuicestudios.com

I just realized that I could genuinely use a third monitor. What have I become?!

Mobile ads are making many websites completely unusable.

All new redesigned GetThere – an online booking tool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C98AW1it_L0

Eating salad is like playing a mini-game where the object is to find something with flavor.

“How much do you trust him…

I can’t even, it’s everything, it broke the internet, #4 will blow you away, dying, and you won’t believe what happened next!

#dying

I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests.

“We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” does not apply to the government.

I have this story I’ve been working on for half of my life, which is daunting because it may take more life than I have to finish it.

My cat watches me clean her litter box. She even makes eye contact. That’s weird, right?

Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.

Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.

I’ve saved more money on home security than I’ve ever spent on my four-legged roommates.

The top lawyer in the U.S. was just fired for having a different interpretation of the law than a president who has never studied it.

You were so wrong about Obama that I can’t take you seriously now.

Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.

Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.

Shooting a commercial for our new favorite restaurant…

pic.twitter.com/F3oPBb9KtB

Every time someone calls me a delicate little snowflake I want them to remember what the hell an avalanche is made of.

Stop using politics as an excuse to get out of adult conversations.

Everything you need to know about @realDonaldTrump is that he believes @CNN is “fake news” but @PrisonPlanetTV is actual journalism.

I take great comfort in the fact that, regardless of what the brainwashed masses may think, Obama will be remembered as one of the greatest presidents in American history.

The irony of having such pleasant weather in January is that the weather isn’t supposed to be pleasant in January.

Am I the only one who is constantly trying to figure out where televison characters go on the good/evil lawful/chaotic chart?

My New Year’s resolution is 3840×1080.

The worst opinion to have is one that was sold to you.

RT @TomArnold: If you like gaming check out our new show “Unlocked”

RT @TomArnold: If you like gaming check out our new show "Unlocked" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rap1QLFsmRI

Unlocked: Episode 8

https://vimeo.com/1197886031

Unlocked: Episode 7

https://vimeo.com/1197886029

Unlocked: Episode 6

https://vimeo.com/1197886032

Unlocked: Episode 5

https://vimeo.com/1197886030

Unlocked: Episode 4

https://vimeo.com/1197886796

Unlocked: Episode 3

https://vimeo.com/1197886797

Unlocked: Episode 2

https://vimeo.com/1197886917

Unlocked: Episode 1

https://vimeo.com/1197886926

I officially nominate this piece for song of the year.

I officially nominate this piece for song of the year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGh4FcZKekA

Unlocked: The World of Games, Revealed (Official Trailer)

This is so gaian.

This is so gaian. #iloveyoutoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyaEQEmt5ls

Rioting is criminal. Protesting is honorable. Stop conflating the two. A lot of people fought and died for that right.

The last time the electoral college subverted the will of the people, we ended up in a decade-long war we should never have started.

I used to think the political pendulum swung left and right. I was wrong. It swings forward and backward.

Cartoon Network: Battle Crashers Launch Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WM-OiO7ABE

Cartoon Network Battle Crashers — Launch Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nic2TEFzKrs

I hope this quadrennial nightmare ends before everyone’s social media feeds become echo chambers.

We have officially entered the Misinformation Age.

It’s awesome to see a trailer you helped create on Xbox Live.

Voting third-party in a two-party system is a vote for the two-party system.

“I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me

"I will never text." ~everyone who has ever texted me

People like other people who tell it like it is except when it isn’t what they want it to be.

Rendering causes ADD.

Mouser Electronics — The Life of an Order

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ut7JDfRq18

Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary Edition World Tour — Official Launch Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avv5-_ro-GQ

Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour — Launch Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bleoM_EfE

SafePoint – A new business travel risk management solution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvbekgDsZXY

Monster Jam Crush It! Official Video Game Trailer | Monster Jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38G3SK0XkGw

I created this back in March, and it didn’t get much attention. Suddenly it’s getting thousands of views each week.

I created this back in March, and it didn't get much attention. Suddenly it's getting thousands of views each week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CRPGt5N_lI

pic.twitter.com/fAyhO30ufc

Your smarter than you’re grammar suggests.

Every time I move I question why I even own lamps.

I’ve lived in the Dallas area for three years, and I have never been the victim of a prosectuable crime. I have, however, been cheated out of several hundred dollars by people that hide behind desks and technicalities. These days, most thieves work within the bounds of the law.

When I was a little kid, I used to think the term “honky” referred to the fact that white people always seem to be honking at each other.

#truestory

They should make an open world videogame where everyone is randomly put into different classes/races and call it: C’est La Vie.

I’m holding my infant niece at a gas station, and she starts crying like the world is ending. A total stranger walks up and with a smile he says, “Don’t worry, bud. It gets better.”

There were five mass shootings in the US yesterday, and virtually no one seemed to notice.

Dear Hype, please stop ruining everything wonderful.

Home is where the wifi is.

Maxim Integrated’s MAXREFDES82# | Bench Talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT6sQ99hFoA

Murata Wi-Fi®/Bluetooth® Modules and Dev Kits for NXP i.MX | Bench Talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxXo6WU8T7M

Remember kids, unsubstantiated claims speak more to the arguer than the argument.

I take no pleasure in watching the party of most of my friends and family tear itself apart. A democracy only works when it properly represents everyone, not just those who have hijacked it.

Of all the things you could do with your life, why would you waste it by taking someone else’s?

Complaining about Pokémon Go on social media is like complaining about sports at a soccer match.

I love that we live in an era where information is available to so many, but I hate the fact that skepticism and critical thinking are taught to so few.

“Bury me wherever…

"Bury me wherever," he said with a casual wave of his hand. "Graveyards are for the living."

“Other people don’t think like that…

"Oh, it doesn't matter. Other people don't think like that." "Have you met other people?!"

Intel® Quark™ Microcontroller Developer Kit D2000 | Bench Talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY66VA8cSBY

Capcom’s Umbrella Corps – Retail Kiosk Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BM0Fc-8qiY

I realize I’m kind of a nerd. But in my defense, I am kind of a nerd.

I’ve had a checking account for several years and haven’t written a single check.

We aren’t red or blue; we’re shades of purple.

I look forward to every birthday. Not because of the completely undeserved yet entirely appreciated kindness from people, but because of the bonus XP and +wisdom.

Mouser Presents: Cypress Pioneer Kit

See? I can make boring videos, too. Produced by Mediajuice Studios Edited by Eric P. Metze

Umbrella Corps Event Impressions Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeHiDC8UKTs

Socialism: a range of economic and social systems characterized by a lack of understanding by the majority of its critics.

The weirdest thing about vaping is how everyone pretends it isn’t obnoxious.

Mouser Electronics Warehouse Tour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbY2Lzwv-cU

Mediajuice Studios 2016 Reel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baXjeqcJby4

I miss Spot. I hope she’s somewhere safe.

The Internet needs less sharing and more curating.

I just laughed so hard I feared for my life.

I don’t care who you are, where you come from, or what you believe as long as you have no association with a towing company.

The Power of Graphene Technology — Empowering Innovation Together with Grant Imahara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPAB61_Bsic

Graphene & Supercapacitors with Dr. Richard Kaner — Empowering Innovation Together with Grant Imahara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwztJ9VaJd8

I don’t mean to overgeneralize, but you people are beautiful.

I don’t mean to overgeneralize, but you people are beautiful.

Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.

Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.

I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a tax for people who ignore the math.

If I’ve learned only one thing over the past year, it’s that everyone looks ridiculous if you pause their footage at the right moment.

You remind me of the babe.

One of the most complicated things about communication is the synonym. Big is not huge; violence is not terrorism.

Your clickbait is bad and you should feel bad.

In all seriousness, I need something like a cattle guard to keep my cats from standing in front of my monitors while I work.

This week’s weather is brought to you by Star Wars: The Force Awakens! In theaters now!

After exactly two-and-a-half months without internet, I’m officially back online. It’s a Christmas miracle!

This is what the holidays sound like to me. @alyankovic

This is what the holidays sound like to me. @alyankovic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

Consider this: The Force Awakens is currently the highest-rated Star Wars movie on Rotten Tomatoes.

What you need to know about The Force Awakens: it was totally worth the wait and you need to see it before the Internet ruins it for you.

This is less of a battle and more of a dance.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! #RitualSacrifice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvFttAvu6sQ

Hating the president is like hating the weather.

Terrorism is the perennial reminder that security is an illusion. Only education and empathy can put an end to fundamentalist extremism.

Find yourself or no one else will.

pic.twitter.com/8LvuwgixaF

“Deep inside me I could feel something different, a gentle and warm whisper telling me that I am…alive.”

"Deep inside me I could feel something different, a gentle and warm whisper telling me that I am...alive."

@valoriecurry I just discovered you today. You’ve infused a brilliant character with a powerful soul.

@valoriecurry I just discovered you today. You've infused a brilliant character with a powerful soul.

Here’s something dark I created just for Halloween.

Here's something dark I created just for Halloween.

One thing I’ve learned from this video editing obsession is that there’s a fine line between a blessing and a curse.

One thing I've learned from this video editing obsession is that there's a fine line between a blessing and a curse.

This is the fourth music video I’ve created from this one album. I think I may be obsessed.

This is the fourth music video I've created from this one album. I think I may be obsessed.

Marty McFly Has Arrived

I’ve finally adjusted to the local time zone, so you know what that means: time to fly several hours to a different time zone!

The guy on the plane beside me was merely annoying right up until the moment he started puking everywhere. Now there are no words. Luckily for me, this flight is only 8 hours long!

@lolesports I made something for ya.

I stayed up way too late last night creating this music video, but it was so epic that I just couldn’t stop myself.

I stayed up way too late last night creating this music video, but it was so epic that I just couldn't stop myself.

Death is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Mouser Electronics Innovation Spotlight with Grant Imahara: Driverless Vehicles

produced by Mediajuice Studios for Mouser Electronics directed by Jeremy Snead edited by Kevin Clancy photography by Eric P. Metze, Kevin Clancy, and Michael Kang

Autonomous Driving & Driverless Cars — Paul Godsmark from CAVCOE | Empowering Innovation Together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQdzn2424tA

The palpable frustration filling my social media feed is a huge reason why I don’t follow sports anymore.

And now for something completely different! Here’s a little music video I just put together.

And now for something completely different! Here's a little music video I just put together.

Ambivalence has done more harm than extremism ever could.

Anyone who suggests that mass shootings are orchestrated in order to take away our guns should be forced to give up their guns because they’re too stupid to use them responsibly.

Chapter 3: The Bringer of War

https://youtu.be/-u87ofwnGh8

population of India: 1.25 billion; population of China: 1.36 billion; population of Facebook: 1.47 billion

Symphoniacal, Chapter 3: The Bringer of War

Symphoniacal, Chapter 3: The Bringer of War: via @YouTube

Symphoniacal, Chapter 3: The Bringer of War

Symphoniacal, Chapter 3: The Bringer of War: via @YouTube

This is really why Trump hates Obama.

This is really why Trump hates Obama.: via @YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bJ2Dk7gpm4

Confession: I’ve had meals that cost $100 that were just as satisfying as a $1 cheeseburger.

Snippet: Long Live the King

https://youtu.be/jGbBg6ws3V0

I’ve been working on this a very long time, and I’m only halfway there.

I've been working on this a very long time, and I'm only halfway there.

31% of the world is Christian and 23% of the world is Muslim. Guess which group is third.

There was a time when having a lot of cash on me meant I was doing something right, but now it usually means I’ve done something wrong.

World of Warcraft Title Screens

The worst part about being a hater must be that feeling that everyone always seems to be working against you.

That awkward moment when the loyalty you have for someone runs deeper than the respect they have for themselves.

Blue Bell ice cream has killed more Americans than Ebola.

Back in my day, it was called a pound sign. And we liked it that way!

#GetOffMyLawn

I’d have a lot more respect for law enforcement if they were also forced to respect the law.

ICYMI: The geeks have inherited the Earth.

Can I just say “bless you” now to everyone and never feel awkward about not doing it again for the rest of my life?

Dear autocorrect, I’m from Texas. I type y’all way more often than tall.

The best thing about admitting you’re wrong is that you no longer are.

No offense, but if you’re watching the debate right now I’m judging you like I would someone watching the Karsashians.

I just googled: permanently block Bing.

Being single is fun, except when it isn’t, and then it really isn’t.

If Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that people do the most unnecessary things to their children.

Trump will never be president. His only reason for running is to make the other candidates seem more moderate.

It speaks volumes about our nation’s priorities when we lower our flags for military members but not for our other citizens.

The weekend is officially upon us. Remember: Uber is cheaper than a DWI.

Teeth are a pretty good argument against intelligent design.

RIP Satoru Iwata :(

Silliest thing I’ve read all day: “You can’t spell healthcare without THC!”

BREAKING NEWS: The sun will rise tomorrow, billions of people love each other, things are generally going to be okay, and life will find a way.

Home Automation Systems with Joe Dada, CEO of Insteon — Empowering Innovation Together with Grant Imahara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9irMHrknNY

The Future of Home & Factory Automation Systems — Empowering Innovation Together with Grant Imahara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftuERPCNMQE

The problem with playing the religious card is that everyone has one and they’re all of equal value.

pic.twitter.com/A58l8hYLxQ

When you ignore or excuse an abuse of power, you are partly to blame when it happens again.

You might be a geek if you have to decide how to safely and legally transport swords when you move.

I just submitted my book for publication. On a related note, it sure is hard to type with your fingers crossed.

I have almost no empathy for apathy.

I have almost no empathy for apathy.

Portal to Heaven

One of the things this world needs is a death metal version of Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy.”

#noreally

Toxic Beauty

Dear California, Your water was delivered to us by mistake. Please come pick it up as soon as possible. Sincerely, Texas

.ekil sleef gal tej tahw si siht oS

Unlocked: The World of Games, Revealed

unlockedtvshow.com

The guy next to me has an epic set of dreadlocks, an incredibly pensive look on his face, and he’s sketching on his cocktail napkin. I bet that napkin is worth more than my car.

Critics are more like alchemists than chemists.

I’m not sure why, but finding a small pink sock in my laundry is a bit unnerving.

There’s literally billions of people whom will be annoyed by this sentence, and alot of its because your not.

The ability to have a conversation without taking or making it personal is disappointingly rare.

“The only thing we have to fear is a lack of fear itself.”~ The Media

Our governor wants to deploy troops to stave off an impending military invasion by Obama. A mental illness of that magnitude should be grounds for removal from office.

“The only thing we have to fear is a lack of fear itself.” ~ The Media

What good is hamburger meat if it’s still in the cow?

I’m so odd that I can’t even.

The worst kind of racists are those who genuinely believe they aren’t.

My new favorite hobby is introducing Scott Pilgrim to millennials.

Empowering Innovation Together with Grant Imahara – Space Gag Reel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvt5vU_9K4k

Star Wars or Star Trek? — Empowering Innovation Together with Grant Imahara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28JMK9E6Vt0

Springtime does to the rest of the animal kingdom what wine and chocolate do to us.

GodsoftheAether.com

Gods of the Aether

godsoftheaether.com

My spirit animal is human.

It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, old or young, beautiful or ugly…duckface is as attractive as fartface.

Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.

Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.

The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.

The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.

The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

DmC Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition — Cry Little Sister (30 second cut)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phu2nJPppBM

DmC Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition — Cry Little Sister (1 minute cut)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3wlAXuf74I

The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them.

There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them.

I just uploaded “DmC Definitive Edition Trailer” to Vimeo: vimeo.com/121825004

I just uploaded "DmC Definitive Edition Trailer" to Vimeo: vimeo.com/121825004

DmC Devil May Cry Definitive Edition — Launch Trailer | PS4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Fv9dh8Jfk

Every time someone says, “You don’t know what it’s like to be a parent,” all I can hear is, “I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a child.”

If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us.

#TheDress

If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us.

#TheDress

Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends.

Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends.

Planetary Robotics at Carnegie Mellon University — Empowering Innovation Together with Grant Imahara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO5L0GSdzJw

Truth grenade: almost every herbal supplement comes from a GMO.

Shooting William freakin’ Shatner for

#Unlockedtvshow

Mouser Electronics Warehouse Tour with Grant Imahara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3V5Oi9fdr4

This is my obligatory post about the Super Bowl. Because algorithms.

Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant.

Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant.

I have been informed that my writing seems to be infused with too much passive voice, but I believe it has been shown that this is something that cannot be stopped.

I have been informed that my writing seems to be infused with too much passive voice, but I believe it has been shown that this is something that cannot be stopped.

I don’t mind finding a new gray hair because I feel like I’ve earned it.

The Curse of the Sad Mummy

This is -- at the same time -- one of the best music videos and video game commercials produced by humanity.

It would be so entertaining to watch Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton run for president.

I have spent way too much of my life trying to be a normal person.

I have spent way too much of my life trying to be a normal person.

Why do hotels have the weirdest carpets?

I missed the State of the Union because I was busy working. You know what else I missed? All the pointless bitching.

My first Van Gogh…

Don’t let your talent for dodging Fate’s bullets cause you to miss Cupid’s arrows.

And in other news: the Sun is still shining, the Earth is still spinning, and life has survived for billions of years.

Grammer; your doing it wrong.

I sure am concerned about FaceSpace posting my private information to the TwitterGram.

Antique shops sometimes have some really creepy shit.

Just sayin'.

“I don’t like bad words…

"I don't like bad words." "You mean magic words." "No, I mean curse words." "Right. Magic words."

Scars can be so beautiful.

My sister and I recently had a discussion about online dating profiles, and in a classic example of a Freudian slip we both referred to them as résumés.

The only thing that bothers me more than the term “cray cray” is the fact that I can’t seem to stop saying it.

One of the greatest compliments you can pay to a geek is to call them one.

Buddhist Singing Bowl

Here's a short demonstration of a Buddhist singing bowl.

One of the most beautiful phrases in English is: I met someone.

I experienced an amazing date last night. We hit it off really well, it seemed to last all night, and I think we made a real connection. So you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up from that dream.

If some people really laughed every time they typed “lol” I would be concerned for their mental well-being.

I need caffeine. I’m too asleep to be awake.

One thing I know for sure is that there’s probably nothing I know for sure.

Never Let Go (live) – Jenni Dale Lord Band

Never Let Go (live) - Jenni Dale Lord Band: via @YouTube

I’ve learned to recognize when I’m right only because I’ve learned to recognize when I’m wrong.

Whenever I found myself exasperated by the sheer stupidity of people in America my uncle would calmly remind me that half of everyone is below average intelligence.

If a butterfly can flap its wings and change global weather patterns, imagine how much you impact the world.

Art is supposed to move you even if it pushes you away.

If you have a mimosa before noon it’s called brunch. If you have a screwdriver before noon it’s called alcoholism.

BREAKING: The CDC admits that Ebola can be transmitted by talking about it online.

A bad metaphor is like a bad wine: if you drink enough, who cares?

Work all day so you can play all night.

Don’t forget: Facebook was originally designed to be an online dating site.

If there’s one thing a troll hates more than engaging in meaningful conversation, it’s the simple act of being called a troll.

Complaining about a democracy you won’t participate in is like complaining about a god you don’t believe in.

Get yourself stuck in each other’s minds, if only for a moment or two.

This nation needs rebranding.

The one that got away is you.

In our current society it would be more beneficial if they taught fallacies instead of algebra.

Privilege in this nation is the difference between “civil disobedience” and “attempted murder.”

The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.

You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.

These people who are standing by Rick Perry make me smile. Finally, Texans have realized that defendants are innocent unless proven guilty.

Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you.

Robin Williams’ Little Spark of Madness

Robin Williams' Little Spark of Madness: via @YouTube

If there’s one good thing about Robin Williams’ death, it’s the tremendous outpouring of support for people with depression.

#HumanityFTW

I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.

“Your an idiot” is only appropriate if you’re an idiot.

One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”

If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.

These Dreams

These dreams, I know what they mean. I don't need an interpreter to read my own handwriting on the walls.

Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.

Today I learned that my last name translates to “strumpet” or “harlot,” and for some weird reason I’m pretty proud of that.

Educating people on the proper way to use their own language has become one of the great ironies of American English.

Atheism isn’t a thing.

We need to stop using the term "atheism" because it refers to something that does not exist.

( 1 great idea > 10 good ideas > 100 bad ideas ) < action

I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority.

Regardless of the issue, where you stand matters far less than the posture you take.

Oh, why can’t I be different like everyone else?

I will always despise bullies because they taught me how it feels to hate.

That awkward moment when your laugh is more amusing than the comment that caused it.

Large differences are made more poignant by the small.

Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

You can’t have a third answer to a binary question.

I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

If their ex keeps calling, it’s because they keep answering.

BREAKING: Congress Cancels Obamacare After Millions Miss Deadline

Jeff L. Haas

jlhaas.com

I have a powerful, painful, and potentially wonderful story to tell everyone, but I can’t yet because I’m not done living it.

The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Your birthday now guarantees that your name will go viral at least once a year.

It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.

I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

I just gained about five pounds while making a dozen breakfast burritos. Some assembly lines are more delicious than others.

Evidence > Confidence

evidence > confidence

Never go full neckbeard.

Never go full neckbeard.

The Kronies

The bar for political satire was just launched into space.

This morning I asked the Internet about the Grammy Awards, and it told me they sucked.

I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

Egg nog sounds like something illegal you do to a chicken.

Facebook will never have a dislike button. You can’t unsubscribe from something you don’t subscribe to.

Why is it more socially acceptable to be an asshole than it is to call someone out for being one?

I learned a new word today: enucleation. Spot, my ten-year-old cat, will be going through it sometime in the next couple days. Right now she is heavily medicated and talking to herself. I’m so glad she has no idea what’s coming.

I love the Internet. Even though bad ideas are constantly propagated, good ideas are also propagated. And I have faith that humans as a whole will rise above the bullshit.

There are few things I’m intolerant of as intolerance and few things I hate more than hate.

It’s a good thing there isn’t a font for sarcasm because that would never be useful.

When someone asks you, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The answer should be, “Yes.”

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my education, it’s that being more informed doesn’t necessarily make you smarter.

Family is defined more by the impulses in our brains than what pulses through our veins.

I love that the Internet will provide such a detailed record to our descendants of who we truly were as individuals.

I look forward to the day when thanking someone for their service to their country refers to something other than war.

“Let’s agree to disagree” is obstinacy cloaked in reasonability.

@UpWorthy This is relevant to your interests

@UpWorthy This is relevant to your interests:

The Scarecrow

The song you're hearing is "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka as performed by Fiona Apple. After you see it, you'll understand why everyone sold out to such a worthwhile video.

Patriotism is provincial.

Telling someone they’re wrong hardly ever proves anything, but showing them the truth…well, that’s a different story.

Humans are just domesticated primates.

People who have no baggage are clearly underprepared, and people with too much baggage will cause you to carry more than your fair share.

If there’s one good thing about the unwarranted negativity aimed at Obama, it’s that I can see how wrong I was to blame everything on Bush.

It’s really nice here.

It's really nice here.: via @YouTube

I wish everyone loved their siblings as much as I love mine.

Just because you’re perfect for them doesn’t mean they’re perfect for you.

Internet memes are the most rampant and tiresome form of plagiarism.

Don’t confuse modesty for a lack of confidence.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, you’re a sociopath taking advantage of someone’s humanity.

We should strive to put at least a paragraph’s worth of thought into every sentence we write.

Shorts on men shouldn’t be ironic or literal. If they go down to your shins they’re not short, and if they show off your upper thighs they’re way too short.

Cosmos (2014)

I can't even begin to explain to you how excited I am about this. The original book/series did more to inspire and enlighten me than all of the schooling and indoctrination I've ever had.

Love: A Tragedy

Absolutely. Glorious. I know so many people that will love this. (Just be aware that it has strong language.)

Just because something is lawful doesn’t mean it’s just.

Anyone who believes this nation doesn’t have a serious problem with racism must not use the same internet I do.

Have you ever clicked a link and lost an hour of your life surfing randomly? On a related note, why do people ask rhetorical questions?

I took this picture 10 years ago today.

Dear firefighters of America, thank you for everything you do, and please forgive us for what we are going to do over the next couple days.

When people get upset because someone tells them they’re wrong it’s because they secretly fear that they are.

March for Women’s Rights

March for Women's Rights: via @YouTube

I love waking up to find out that my bad dream was just that.

If you have no regrets in life then you’ve learned nothing from your mistakes.

Steam Powered Giraffe’s “Honeybee”

"I was waiting for you all my life."

You are not pro-life unless you care about people after they’re born.

Don’t confuse my intolerance for bullshit with your definition of bigotry.

If you’re a woman in Texas you should know the GOP thinks you’re sub-human.

The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis…

The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis, but her works will literally last for generations. I'm even going to use a freakin' hash tag: #StandWithWendy

I could start my own personal “Texts from Last Night” collection, which means I definitely shouldn’t.

Father’s Day is the perfect day to thank all of the great fathers out there, but it’s also a good day to tell the rest to get their shit together.

My cousin was cool enough to find an excuse for me to chat with this really cute girl, and I was cool enough to totally blow it.

My cousin was cool enough to find an excuse for me to chat with this really cute girl, and I was cool enough to totally blow it.

Hand-Made Leather Demon Mask

Hand-Made Leather Demon Mask: via @YouTube

Almost every time I ask a question that starts with, “Is it weird that I…” it means the answer is yes.

Ytsevolution (2012) Now Online

Ytsevolution (2012) on SoundCloud

My favorite thing about being called a troll by a troll is imagining them sitting there eagerly waiting for a response that will never come.

You’re entitled to your opinion, but first get your facts straight.

Miike Snow’s “Silvia”

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effigy

I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

Hugh just lost Doug aim.

Daft Punk helmet

Daft Punk helmet: via @YouTube

Fun with Refraction

Fun with Refraction: via @YouTube

I don’t care what you believe. I care how you think.

I don’t care what you believe. I care how you think.

I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth.

If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, then you’re doubly wrong.

I have a lot to learn about life and relationships, but one thing I do know is how unwise it is to mistreat the people that know you the best.

The reason it’s legal for the media to lie is because politicians make their living off of misinformation.

This is quite possibly the most important thing you will watch all year long.

I love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert because they remind me that Americans aren’t completely insane.

“If you’ve ever used the word ‘liberal’ as an insult, you might be a redneck.” ~Jeff Fauxworthy

Humanism at Work

httpv://liveleak.com/view?i=bf4_1367527123

Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.

Melodysheep’s “Mr. Willie”

I'll have this groovy tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.

When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.

It’s hard not to draw conclusions when you consider that the location of the original tea party was attacked on the federal government’s tax day.

I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.

I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.

Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot.

“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”

"This guy really likes to think outside of the box." "How outside of the box are we talking?" "On a scale from 1 to 10?" "Yeah." "Pineapple."

It really bothers me when I can tell someone was told what to think.

One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million “like if you agree” posts.

The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.

The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.

Just south of Nowhere

Just south of Nowhere: via @YouTube

I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom.

Don’t confuse stubbornness for independence.

The worst part of a cliche is the truth of it.

I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie.

The main problem with pointing out when someone’s acting immature is that they’re usually too immature to recognize it.

So, apparently the Oscars were tonight, and I didn’t have to watch it because of all the comments on Facebook.

I know it’s just the polite thing to do, but I feel really weird when people call me sir.

We were evolved to be consumers. Just think about how much of human history has been centered around the things we put inside of ourselves.

Some studio recordings are so good I don’t even want the original artist to cover them.

One of the best things about being a pessimist is being wrong.

If you emphasize everything then you emphasize nothing.

Islands of Ice Floating Away

This is awe-inspiring, even if you're one of those climate change denying idiots.

Siri is surprisingly good at understanding me, but she seems to have the most trouble when my Texas accent comes out.

If anyone could hook me up with Alicia Keyes I would really appreciate it. No, really.

That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…

That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…

Friday + payday = heyday

One of the reasons I like being a human instead of a cat: not getting pushed away from my food by the fattest person in the room.

Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.

No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.

When someone says I’m rambling it’s usually because they haven’t given me time to finish my point.

“So, having a good time so far?”

"So, having a good time so far?" "Yeah, I am. How about you?" "Well, you haven't crushed my heart yet." "This is just our first date." "Then we're off to a good start!"

What doesn’t kill us makes us cooler.

Mumford and Sons’ “Little Lion Man”

I realize I'm behind the times for just discovering these guys, but what can I say? I'm not a hipster.

Queensryche’s “Silent Lucidity”

This was a classic as soon as it was "uploaded" to this thing call MTV, a magical and mythical place that once existed at the intersection of music and television.

The best thing about being bullied a lot as a kid is how little of it you’ll tolerate once you’ve grown up.

The only difference between confidence and arrogance is faith.

Real friends in the virtual world are better than virtual friends in the real world.

If there’s one thing all this apocalypse talk should teach us it’s that we have way too many scientifically illiterate people in the world.

You know why I like cat owners? You can’t fool a cat into thinking you’re a good person.

Just because I’m not open to bad ideas doesn’t make me close-minded.

There are few things that piss me off more than people who try to avoid or suppress discussions about guns. If you’re a responsible adult then act like it.

If you really believe that the world’s going to end this month, could you please email me your credit card information?

Yes I Did (again)

Game over. Obama wins.

I uploaded a @YouTube video Texas DPS Abuse

I had to leave the Tech game out of fear of being arrested. I’ll post a video about it once it’s published to YouTube.

This is not what I believe. This is what I know.

This is not what I believe. This is what I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSt9tm3RoUU

Wow, Rmoney is a douche.

Americans: This Is the Greatest Thing You’ll See All Week

Do you consider yourself an agnostic, freethinker, or atheist?

Do you consider yourself an agnostic, freethinker, or atheist? If so, please let me know. And if don't want to out yourself to your friends and family, then feel free to send me a private message.

Samuel L. Jackson Presents “Wake the Fuck Up”

Just because it’s broken doesn’t mean it’s trash.

If a zombie attacked you right now, what could you defend yourself with? It has to be close enough that you can reach it before the zombie reaches you.

If you’ve ever played a song for your parents that they absolutely hated, what was it?

We’re on Mars, y’all.

Romney Shambles

Funny stuff. #RomneyShambles

If you look to a fast food chain to reaffirm your beliefs then it’s no wonder you don’t realize that you’re coming across as hateful.

Look up the word militia sometime…

Look up the word militia sometime... https://www.twitlonger.com/show/if2nht

The Bringer of Life Paradox

The Problem with the Texas GOP

MLK on Altruism

I uploaded a @YouTube video “Kinetic Rain” Sculpture in Singapore Airport

I uploaded a @YouTube video "Kinetic Rain" Sculpture in Singapore Airport

I have to be honest…

I have to be honest, it's nice to know that millions of Americans are finally experiencing what I felt for eight years under Dubya.

You have the right to free speech, but you also have the right to remain silent. The trick is knowing which one to use and when to use it.

I uploaded a @YouTube video I’m not used to parking large vehicles.

I uploaded a @YouTube video I'm not used to parking large vehicles.

If you’re not afraid to bob your head in public to a groovy song, then you are groovy to me.

Just finished watching all of Firefly and Serenity with my mom. It’s good to be a geek.

I just went through airport security and my dad got heavily frisked, so here’s my obligatory post about how the terrorists won.

I uploaded a @YouTube video Lethal Crashin’

I uploaded a @YouTube video Lethal Crashin'

This is why I love Imgur.

https://www.imgur.com/gallery/aXbug

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”

It’s impossible to get anything done that requires your heart when it’s otherwise occupied.

This is what obsession brings about: symphoniacal.com

Wisdom is invaluable because it comes at great cost.

Horribly misinformed or a liar?

Horribly misinformed or a liar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM9DVC7kd7s

If history has taught me anything, it’s that we live in the present.

Weird fact: El Paso, Texas is closer to San Diego, California than it is to Houston, Texas.

I discovered this weekend that my bird, a moluccan cockatoo, has chosen me as a mate. I guess that means I should update my relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

I discovered this weekend that my bird, a moluccan cockatoo, has chosen me as a mate. I guess that means I should update my relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

I think it’s amusing that most people pronounce the word incongruous as “in Congress.”

It’s my day off, but I woke up early. I can’t fall back to sleep, and I can’t keep my eyes open.

#purgatory

If thinking about someone can literally make your heart skip a beat imagine what else they are capable of doing to you.

Swallow your pride before it swallows you.

Almost thirty years ago, I had tubes put in my ears. A year later, the right one fell out. This morning a doctor found the left one.

Fight for what you love, but don’t fall in love with the fight.

It’s amazing what perfectly intelligent people can convince themselves of when they’re not brave enough to face the truth.

It’s amazing what perfectly intelligent people can convince themselves of when they’re not brave enough to face the truth.

Did you know? Most people can’t say these words out loud in this order: eye laws dug aim.

Adorably Annoying Singing Toy Dog

This thing was so adorable and annoying that I had to share it with the whole world. You won't be able to get the song out of your head. https://youtu.be/Ui3OR1B9ink

Thunderstorm from High Rise Building

This is just one minute of a relaxing storm that rolled into Dallas, Texas for the evening. I wish it'd never ended. https://youtu.be/A47wpqfIPio

My father’s chili is so hot the police are throwing it at protesters.

Joss Whedon on Strong Female Characters

Joss Whedon was asked, "Why do you write strong female characters?" He replied, "Because you're still asking me that question."

Cookie Monster Explains Occupy Wall Street

If you're one of those people that still don't get what the OWS movement is about, then this short little article is for you.

The Most Important Lesson of History

Don’t mess with Texas or we’ll make our governor your president.

Score One for the Texas Educational System

Physical distance: farther.Conceptual distance: further.

How to Download “Symphoniacal” Using Torrent Files

Mike Mangini Joins Dream Theater

I just had my 33rd birthday a week ago and I’m still getting carded for beer. Maybe it’s time to retire this Justin Beiber t-shirt.

I just had my 33rd birthday a week ago and I’m still getting carded for beer. Maybe it’s time to retire this Justin Beiber t-shirt…

One track on my playlist, repeat is turned on, and crossfading is turned on. Have I really been listening to the same song for half an hour?

Logging off. Going outside.

Facebook just suggested I become friends with one of the worst human beings I have ever met. They need an “Add as enemy” button.

Punk’s not dead. It’s just cliche.

Ohai yoo gaiz! I can haz reeluzashun? I knoes engrish & 1337speak. ZOMG WTF BBQ?!

Translation: Hey, everyone! I just realized something: I'm bilingual. Isn't that interesting?

The best part of getting older (for me) is when I think about how foolish and immature I was before and how grateful I am that it happens less and less.

Steampunk RPG

steampunkrpg.com

My cat waits for me near the parking lot when I come home.

If you’re going to tell someone they’re an idiot…

I am far from a grammar Nazi, but if you're going to tell someone they're an idiot (or otherwise insult their intelligence), at least learn the difference between your and you're. :oP

The Zombie Monologues

zombiemonologues.com

Ytsevolution (2010) Now Online

Ytsevolution (2010) on SoundCloud

people > things

Über Goober Games

ubergoobergames.com

Palin 2012

Beyond Pathetic

C’est Muhammad

Hang on Outlet

Colorblind Test

Mi.ndVir.us now online!

Boing, LOL

Intarwebz of Eden

Ohhhhhh yeah!

I uploaded a YouTube video — The Greatest Speech Never Given

I uploaded a YouTube video -- The Greatest Speech Never Given

How to Reach Level 100

“Robert Erickson” Speech to MN Tea Party Against Amnesty

Trust me. You will love this video.

Why Lou Dobbs Got Canned

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr5wUEe8m_E httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1O-Nr2mn9o httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGJIPTejZaQ

Richard Dawkins Owns Interviewer

Reagan Meets with the Taliban

The Most Trusted Name in News

Creepy Tree

OMG TNG WTF

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmbzJNPsaQ

Ytsevolution: http://bit.ly/2ljqf

Ytsevolution: https://bit.ly/2ljqf

May the 4th

May the 4th be with you! nyuk, nyuk That's all. (Thanks Jennifer.)

Ding!

Metzae-Tanaris

Yes I Did

Col. Steven E. Metze

stevenmetze.com

Why I’m Voting Republican

“Year at Danger” on Fox News in Austin

Worried about illegal immigration? You’re being fooled.

A year from today…

...George Bush will no longer be president. Just thought you might like to know.

Happy New Year

That's all. Just wanted to tell everyone to have a safe and happy new year. 2008 is shaping up to be the best year ever.

George H. Nelson Law Firm

nelsonlawfirm.com

Locrian Psy-Fi Metalcore

locrianmetal.com

Symphoniacal Gets MySpaced!

I don't know why I didn't do this sooner, but at least now it's done. I'm expecting this to be a great way to connect with people who would enjoy Symphoniacal. Thanks for visiting...seriously.

I love you, Rosie.

Here's a decent example of a Moluccan cockatoo speaking. https://youtu.be/clKLct2FSjM

Rosie’s Curiosity

I tried to get Rosie to say something, but she was just confused by the black thing I was holding in my hand. https://youtu.be/6k3sUvfHGCQ

Bruce Maulden

bruce.maulden.us

End of the World

[kml_flashembed movie="http://erin.maulden.us/end.swf" height="280" width="470" /]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.

Version 5.9 Now Available

Added: "The Craziest Mess I've Ever Seen" by Steve Jablonski from The Island "Corynorhinus" by Hans Zimmer from Batman Begins

Hu’s on First

This is a classic comedy bit with a modern twist.

Symphoniacal.com Gets WordPressed

Version 5.8

Added: "Final Battle" by Alan Silvestri from Van Helsing

Version 5.7

Added: "Swords Crossed" by Klaus Badelt from Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Version 5.6

Added: "The Katra Ritual" by James Horner from Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Version 5.4

Year at Danger

Version 5.1

Added: "Tocatta and Fugue in D minor" by Vanessa Mae

Version 4.97

Added: "Apocalypse" by Jesper Kyd from Hitman

Version 4.91

Version 4.9

Added: "One Ring to Rule Them All" by Howard Shore from Lord of the Ring: Return of the King Aldous Huxley speaking about psilocybin and LSD

Version 4.8

Version 4.4

Symphoniacal.com Now Online

Woo-hoo! That's all I really have to say.

Version 4.3

“I Know, I Know” Published on Juked.com

"I Know, I Know" by Eric P. Metze

Metzae.net is now 5 years old!

I can't believe this site is five years old.

Ten Terribly Terrific Tall Tales Trying to Trip the Triune

Über Goober: A Film About Gamers

ubergoobermovie.com

The Outsider – A Perfect Circle

https://youtu.be/nzyNWyZhUS0

My First Picture of Spot

“Absence” Published in the Texas Tech University Honors College Journal