This has got to be one of the greatest times ever to be a beloved pet.

Posts I just overheard a conversation between two people of different generations confusing the Rapture and the Purge. It was delightfully hilarious.

Posts I genuinely fear that history will remember this time as the birth of the American dictatorship.

Posts I just love it when people use subjective terms to describe objective truths. It’s the best.

Posts The pendulum doesn’t swing left and right; it swings forward and backward.

Posts The Broomstick Challenge does not instill in me a lot of confidence for the next election.

#BroomstickChallenge

Posts Today has the potential of becoming the laziest Sunday in American history.