A bad metaphor is like a bad wine: if you drink enough, who cares?

Aphorisms Scars can be so beautiful.

Aphorisms I don’t mind finding a new gray hair because I feel like I’ve earned it.

Aphorisms Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant.

Aphorisms Every time someone says, “You don’t know what it’s like to be a parent,” all I can hear is, “I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a child.”

Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

Aphorisms The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.