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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
The Last of Us is Naughty Dog’s post-apocalyptic series, set in an America brought down by a fungal infection that hollows people out into the Infected. Ellie is immune to…
Baldur’s Gate 3 is Larian’s Dungeons & Dragons RPG, which opens with a mind flayer parasite behind your eye and lets almost every scene be talked, fought or schemed through.…
World of Warcraft is Blizzard’s MMORPG, still adding chapters to Azeroth two decades on. Metzae is my own night elf rather than a character the game wrote.
Borderlands 4 is Gearbox’s looter-shooter, relocated to the world of Kairos and its ruling Timekeeper. Vex is one of four playable Vault Hunters — the Siren of the group, fighting…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows is set in late-Sengoku Japan and splits its story between two protagonists. Naoe is the shinobi half — Iga-trained, built for rooftops, shadow and patience — where…
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild opens with Link waking after a hundred years asleep, Hyrule already lost and Calamity Ganon still barely held. He is the series’…
Assassin’s Creed Odyssey runs through the Peloponnesian War. Kassandra is a misthios — a mercenary for hire — descended from Leonidas and carrying what is left of his spear, and…
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a turn-based RPG whose battles are interrupted by real-time dodges and parries, set in a Belle Époque world where a figure called the Paintress erases…
Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem is a 2002 GameCube horror game from Silicon Knights, built around a sanity meter that attacks the player rather than the character — muting your TV,…
A bold, fan-driven sticker that channels vintage supernatural energy into your everyday gear. The design layers a hand-drawn pentagram and crossed daggers inside a weathered golden ring, with the name…
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a worn-in, lived-with soul. Softened by the post-construction dyeing process, the cotton feels broken in from day one while the relaxed cut hangs easy across…
These round pin buttons bring bold, activist energy to jackets, bags, and lanyards. The glossy, scratch- and UV-resistant face keeps bright, high-contrast artwork vivid through everyday wear. A sturdy steel…
Soft matte canvas stretched over a slender 0.75″ wooden frame, featuring a sunset wine-glass photo and a wry quote that reads: “A bad metaphor is like a bad wine: if…
This cuffed beanie brings quiet confidence to chilly days. Soft, dense knit wraps around your head with a 12″ cuff that can be worn long or folded for a cleaner…
Warm mornings and late-night gaming sessions meet in this glossy ceramic mug. The bold, pixelated heart—split in red and blue—feels like a nod to retro games and modern affection. Hold…
This glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker captures retro pixel-art charm with a split red-and-blue heart — bold, bright, and a little nostalgic. The compact design sticks smoothly to laptops, journals, water…
This stretched matte canvas brings retro pixel art into the room with bold, clean colors and a handcrafted feel. The half-red, half-blue pixel heart sits on a pure white field,…
A soft, intimate moment captured on matte stretched canvas — this print frames the gentle, slightly goofy look of a senior pup who still melts hearts with a tiny tongue…