Posts Ohai yoo gaiz! I can haz reeluzashun? I knoes engrish & 1337speak. ZOMG WTF BBQ?! Translation: Hey, everyone! I just realized something: I’m bilingual. Isn’t that interesting? Feb 10, 2011
Posts Facebook just suggested I become friends with one of the worst human beings I have ever met. They need an “Add as enemy” button. Feb 24, 2011
Posts One track on my playlist, repeat is turned on, and crossfading is turned on. Have I really been listening to the same song for half an hour? Apr 3, 2011
Posts I just had my 33rd birthday a week ago and I’m still getting carded for beer. Maybe it’s time to retire this Justin Beiber t-shirt… Apr 4, 2011