I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aphorisms People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

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Aphorisms It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

Aphorisms People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 23, 2014

Aphorisms The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

Mar 25, 2014

Aphorisms Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

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