It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, old or young, beautiful or ugly…duckface is as attractive as fartface.

Aphorisms Scars can be so beautiful.

Fiction “I don’t like bad words…

“I don’t like bad words.” “You mean magic words.” “No, I mean curse words.” “Right. Magic words.”

Posts I sure am concerned about FaceSpace posting my private information to the TwitterGram.

Posts Grammer; your doing it wrong.

Posts And in other news: the Sun is still shining, the Earth is still spinning, and life has survived for billions of years.

Posts I missed the State of the Union because I was busy working. You know what else I missed? All the pointless bitching.