Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.

Aphorisms Scars can be so beautiful.

Fiction “I don’t like bad words…

“I don’t like bad words.” “You mean magic words.” “No, I mean curse words.” “Right. Magic words.”

Posts I sure am concerned about FaceSpace posting my private information to the TwitterGram.

Posts Grammer; your doing it wrong.

Posts And in other news: the Sun is still shining, the Earth is still spinning, and life has survived for billions of years.

Posts I missed the State of the Union because I was busy working. You know what else I missed? All the pointless bitching.