I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on. My first thought was, “It’s all good. Video games have trained me for this.”

Posts I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests.

Fiction “How much do you trust him…

Posts Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick…

Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick. I was having severe chills and curled up in the fetal position. She deliberately laid down on the…

Posts I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up.

Posts I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a tax for people who ignore the math.

Posts I don’t mean to overgeneralize, but you people are beautiful.