Aphorisms Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant. Jan 30, 2015
Aphorisms Every time someone says, “You don’t know what it’s like to be a parent,” all I can hear is, “I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a child.” Mar 6, 2015
Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible. Apr 1, 2015
Aphorisms The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself. Apr 4, 2015
Aphorisms Springtime does to the rest of the animal kingdom what wine and chocolate do to us. Apr 21, 2015