Posts And in other news: the Sun is still shining, the Earth is still spinning, and life has survived for billions of years. Jan 8, 2015
Posts I missed the State of the Union because I was busy working. You know what else I missed? All the pointless bitching. Jan 20, 2015
Posts It would be so entertaining to watch Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton run for president. Jan 24, 2015
Posts I have been informed that my writing seems to be infused with too much passive voice, but I believe it has been shown that this is something that cannot be stopped. Jan 29, 2015
Posts I have been informed that my writing seems to be infused with too much passive voice, but I believe it has been shown that this is something that cannot be stopped. Jan 29, 2015
Posts Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant. Jan 30, 2015
Aphorisms Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant. Jan 30, 2015
Posts Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends. Feb 23, 2015
Posts Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends. Feb 23, 2015
Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us. #TheDress Feb 27, 2015
Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us. #TheDress Feb 27, 2015
Aphorisms Every time someone says, “You don’t know what it’s like to be a parent,” all I can hear is, “I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a child.” Mar 6, 2015
Posts There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them. Mar 29, 2015
Posts There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them. Mar 29, 2015
Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible. Apr 1, 2015
Posts The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible. Apr 1, 2015
Aphorisms The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself. Apr 4, 2015
Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker. Apr 6, 2015