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Posts It was about this time that I could hear cheering across my neighborhood.

Aug 6, 2026

Posts Intellectual Resolution: Why I Want an Ocarina of Time Remake

Someone recently asked if we really need a remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Switch 2. My answer was immediate: yes. But explaining why took…

Jun 12, 2026

Posts Metzae.net is now 25 years old!

Jul 1, 2025

Posts Every single thing a kitten does is adorable. It’s ridiculous.

May 15, 2024

Posts For the record, I never hit the laugh emoji or type lol unless it literally happens.

Apr 3, 2024

Posts Balloons and flyers are just someone else’s trash.

Mar 19, 2024

Posts I just realized that Eric Cartman from South Park is probably the world’s most famous Eric.

Mar 5, 2024

Posts Artificial intelligence is great at what it does, but it does not understand what it’s doing.

Feb 26, 2024

Posts My house is officially running on solar power. I’m going to turn on all the lights and run the AC and dryer all day!

Jan 30, 2024

Posts This year, my New Year’s resolutions are 1080×1920, 2560×1440, and 1080×1920.

Dec 31, 2023

Posts It’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve!

Dec 24, 2023

Posts As a lifelong renter, I lack many required skills to be a homeowner. I have a tendency to turn DIY into FIUY.

Nov 20, 2023

Posts Spot has now lived half of her life with one eye. That was the last major health issue she’s had in a decade. She’s struggling these days due to kidney issues, but she’s still right beside me and sleeping like a baby.

Nov 18, 2023

Posts Cyberpunk 2077 may have come out three years ago, but it’s still game of the year to me.

Nov 15, 2023

Posts I’m the same age as Volodymyr Zelensky, Ron Desantis, and Donald Trump, Jr.

Nov 9, 2023

Posts I really miss French dip sandwiches.

Nov 8, 2023

Posts Now that I’m on the other side of the door, I absolutely love Halloween. I haven’t had this much fun since I was a kid.

Oct 31, 2023

Posts If you’ve chosen a side in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, you’ve chosen the wrong one.

Oct 9, 2023

Posts Dangit. I tried recording some voiceover, but because I use text-to-speech so much, I kept saying “period” at the end of every sentence.

Aug 4, 2023

Posts I see so many YouTube channels with tens of thousands of subscribers (and more) that clearly need someone to help them with their final edit. (Hint, hint.)

Jul 19, 2023

Posts Shower thought: I wonder how much my house weighs.

Jun 17, 2023

Posts I created an image and shared it on multiple social media platforms, and they performed in drastically different ways.

On Reddit, I had one negative comment and downvotes so I’m at 0. On Imgur, I was downvoted into oblivion so no one saw it except the people downvoting it.…

Jun 5, 2023

Posts PSA: If you have Google Home devices, you can use the phrase “Gay Google” to activate them.

May 24, 2023

Posts Nine people were killed in a mass shooting today just twenty minutes from my home.

May 6, 2023