Aphorisms There’s literally billions of people whom will be annoyed by this sentence, and alot of its because your not. May 8, 2015
Posts The ability to have a conversation without taking or making it personal is disappointingly rare. May 8, 2015
Posts Our governor wants to deploy troops to stave off an impending military invasion by Obama. A mental illness of that magnitude should be grounds for removal from office. May 6, 2015
Aphorisms Springtime does to the rest of the animal kingdom what wine and chocolate do to us. Apr 21, 2015
Posts It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, old or young, beautiful or ugly…duckface is as attractive as fartface. Apr 8, 2015
Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker. Apr 6, 2015
Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker. Apr 6, 2015
Aphorisms The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself. Apr 4, 2015
Posts The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible. Apr 1, 2015
Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible. Apr 1, 2015
Posts There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them. Mar 29, 2015
Posts There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them. Mar 29, 2015
Aphorisms Every time someone says, “You don’t know what it’s like to be a parent,” all I can hear is, “I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a child.” Mar 6, 2015
Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us. #TheDress Feb 27, 2015