Posts The font used on Twitter is Helvetica Neue. What’s something you know that most people don’t? Feb 1, 2021
Posts If I post a picture of my cat, dozens of people will see it. But if I post a video that I’ve spent days working on, Facebook makes me pay to show it to more than two people. Jan 31, 2021
Posts I just dropped $100 on a new mouse that doesn’t light up, so my next obvious step is to buy a house. Jan 30, 2021
Posts Every time someone I don’t know contacts me via private message, I think, “Ooh! Another Turing test!” Jan 25, 2021
Posts I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat. Jan 24, 2021
Posts Most people will take the time to google the #1 song from their birthday but won’t google the source of the potential misinformation they’re sharing. Jan 21, 2021
Posts I think I’m finally getting old. A couple of loud cars just roared through my peaceful neighborhood, and I stared out the window with my fist clenched for way too long. May 30, 2020
Posts Just made a turkey, swiss cheese, tzatziki sauce, potato chip sandwich, so…living my best quarantine life. Apr 25, 2020
Posts Considering how many lives are at risk, it should be illegal to spread misinformation about the coronavirus pandemic. Apr 1, 2020
Posts The Broomstick Challenge does not instill in me a lot of confidence for the next election. #BroomstickChallenge Feb 11, 2020
Posts I just love it when people use subjective terms to describe objective truths. It’s the best. Feb 4, 2020
Posts I genuinely fear that history will remember this time as the birth of the American dictatorship. Jan 24, 2020
Posts I just overheard a conversation between two people of different generations confusing the Rapture and the Purge. It was delightfully hilarious. Jan 23, 2020
Posts Finally got my hands on the all-new Google Stadia. Find me on Stadia as Metzae. https://t.co/577tKzZF9Q #GoogleStadia Nov 21, 2019
Posts It’s a random Friday night in November, so enjoy some of my epic music video mashups! Nov 8, 2019
Posts I’m sharing the YouTube link to my latest masterpiece because Facebook is making me pay for exposure. I’m pretty happy with this video and think some of you will love it (as long as you don’t mind blood and demons). https://t.co/VlvfnyhoGP Nov 6, 2019