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@realDonaldTrump You’re so fucking gross.
You're so fucking gross. — Metzae (@Metzae) October 1, 2019
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RT @DanRather: I’ve seen a lot in my lifetime. But I’ve never seen anything like this.
I’ve seen a lot in my lifetime. But I’ve never seen anything like this. — Dan Rather (@DanRather) September 30, 2019
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Have you ever gone all day without looking in a mirror? #oof
Have you ever gone all day without looking in a mirror? #oof — Metzae (@Metzae) September 29, 2019
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@seanseaevans Man, you are one of the best interviewers I’ve ever seen.
@seanseaevans Man, you are one of the best interviewers I've ever seen. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 27, 2019
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Real talk: If I ever go viral again and people share it while saying, “Who made this?! LMAO” I’m going to be so pissed.
Real talk: If I ever go viral again and people share it while saying, "Who made this?! LMAO" I'm going to be so pissed. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 26, 2019
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@thegoodgodabove @realDonaldTrump #PresidentSnowflake
#PresidentSnowflake — Metzae (@Metzae) September 25, 2019
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@ChetsRant I’m trying to start #PresidentSnowflake
I'm trying to start #PresidentSnowflake — Metzae (@Metzae) September 25, 2019
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@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/D4l7PuDPx8
pic.twitter.com/D4l7PuDPx8 — Metzae (@Metzae) September 25, 2019
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@realDonaldTrump #PresidentSnowflake
#PresidentSnowflake — Metzae (@Metzae) September 24, 2019
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PSA: Vote climate change deniers into extinction.
PSA: Vote climate change deniers into extinction. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 22, 2019
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Are you an Apple fan? Then check out my podcast on iTunes! https://t.co/mVb1plEfJc
Are you an Apple fan? Then check out my podcast on iTunes! https://t.co/mVb1plEfJc — Metzae (@Metzae) September 20, 2019
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Check out my podcast on Google Play Music! https://t.co/pYdOIIrkNa
Check out my podcast on Google Play Music! https://t.co/pYdOIIrkNa — Metzae (@Metzae) September 20, 2019
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The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It’s coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen to it on the website. If you like science fiction, give it a listen. https://t.co/4VqR1rJpZf
The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It's coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen…
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The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It’s coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen to it on our website. If you like science fiction, give it a listen. Many… https://t.co/4VqR1rJpZf
The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It's coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen…
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This is worth two minutes of your time. @SarahBarthel of @Phantogram opens up about her sister’s #suicide and offers a touching and heartfelt plea to anyone else who might be struggling.
https://t.co/yKmLfg0Qmb
This is worth two minutes of your time. @SarahBarthel of @Phantogram opens up about her sister's #suicide and offers a touching and heartfelt plea to anyone else who might be…
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It’s a Black Out Days kind of night. — attending Phantogram * w/sg Bob Moses at The Bomb Factory https://t.co/AL9TT2SgtU
It's a Black Out Days kind of night. — attending Phantogram * w/sg Bob Moses at The Bomb Factory https://t.co/AL9TT2SgtU — Metzae (@Metzae) September 14, 2019
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I tend to find a lot of 9/11 tributes as overly sentimental and obligatory, but this pulled the rug out from underneath me. https://t.co/QQJWtEfaPN
I tend to find a lot of 9/11 tributes as overly sentimental and obligatory, but this pulled the rug out from underneath me. https://t.co/QQJWtEfaPN — Metzae (@Metzae) September 11, 2019
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@Borderlands Not that it means anything (OR DOES IT), but I that love this is palindrome week. Your release date is the same forward as it is backward: 9/13/19. #thismeanssomething
@Borderlands Not that it means anything (OR DOES IT), but I that love this is palindrome week. Your release date is the same forward as it is backward: 9/13/19. #thismeanssomething…
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I need someone to create a case for my phone that looks like a full-sized camera, so when I pull it out to take a picture or record a video, people don’t think I’m an amateur.
I need someone to create a case for my phone that looks like a full-sized camera, so when I pull it out to take a picture or record a video,…
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So, Facebook Dating is officially a thing.
So, Facebook Dating is officially a thing. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 5, 2019
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I’m sharing this video I made (again) because I feel like you could use this kind of beauty in your life today. https://t.co/AXtsoA1JoL
I'm sharing this video I made (again) because I feel like you could use this kind of beauty in your life today. https://t.co/AXtsoA1JoL — Metzae (@Metzae) September 3, 2019