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PSA: Vote climate change deniers into extinction.
PSA: Vote climate change deniers into extinction. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 22, 2019
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Are you an Apple fan? Then check out my podcast on iTunes! https://t.co/mVb1plEfJc
Are you an Apple fan? Then check out my podcast on iTunes! https://t.co/mVb1plEfJc — Metzae (@Metzae) September 20, 2019
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Check out my podcast on Google Play Music! https://t.co/pYdOIIrkNa
Check out my podcast on Google Play Music! https://t.co/pYdOIIrkNa — Metzae (@Metzae) September 20, 2019
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The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It’s coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen to it on our website. If you like science fiction, give it a listen. Many… https://t.co/4VqR1rJpZf
The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It's coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen…
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This is worth two minutes of your time. @SarahBarthel of @Phantogram opens up about her sister’s #suicide and offers a touching and heartfelt plea to anyone else who might be struggling.
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This is worth two minutes of your time. @SarahBarthel of @Phantogram opens up about her sister's #suicide and offers a touching and heartfelt plea to anyone else who might be…
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It’s a Black Out Days kind of night. — attending Phantogram * w/sg Bob Moses at The Bomb Factory https://t.co/AL9TT2SgtU
It's a Black Out Days kind of night. — attending Phantogram * w/sg Bob Moses at The Bomb Factory https://t.co/AL9TT2SgtU — Metzae (@Metzae) September 14, 2019
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I tend to find a lot of 9/11 tributes as overly sentimental and obligatory, but this pulled the rug out from underneath me. https://t.co/QQJWtEfaPN
I tend to find a lot of 9/11 tributes as overly sentimental and obligatory, but this pulled the rug out from underneath me. https://t.co/QQJWtEfaPN — Metzae (@Metzae) September 11, 2019
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I need someone to create a case for my phone that looks like a full-sized camera, so when I pull it out to take a picture or record a video, people don’t think I’m an amateur.
I need someone to create a case for my phone that looks like a full-sized camera, so when I pull it out to take a picture or record a video,…
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So, Facebook Dating is officially a thing.
So, Facebook Dating is officially a thing. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 5, 2019
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I’m sharing this video I made (again) because I feel like you could use this kind of beauty in your life today. https://t.co/AXtsoA1JoL
I'm sharing this video I made (again) because I feel like you could use this kind of beauty in your life today. https://t.co/AXtsoA1JoL — Metzae (@Metzae) September 3, 2019
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Screenshots of smartphones give me anxiety. Charge your phone and clear your notifications before I die of a heart attack! #triggered
Screenshots of smartphones give me anxiety. Charge your phone and clear your notifications before I die of a heart attack! #triggered — Metzae (@Metzae) September 3, 2019
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No offense, but I wish your phone would automatically make your pictures horizontal.
No offense, but I wish your phone would automatically make your pictures horizontal. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 2, 2019
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@ChetsRant Ya just gotta have faith in the system.
Ya just gotta have faith in the system. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
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@ChetsRant Technically speaking, there were 52 mass shootings in the past month.
Technically speaking, there were 52 mass shootings in the past month. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
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I have way too many friends marking themselves safe from a mass shooting.
I have way too many friends marking themselves safe from a mass shooting. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
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@aries1953 Utter. Worthless. Nonsense.
Utter. Worthless. Nonsense. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
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@GovAbbott Fuck you. This blood is on your hands.
Fuck you. This blood is on your hands. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
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Relevant now more than ever. https://t.co/d8Jh6bTR8n
Relevant now more than ever. https://t.co/d8Jh6bTR8n — Metzae (@Metzae) August 28, 2019