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Screenshots of smartphones give me anxiety. Charge your phone and clear your notifications before I die of a heart attack! #triggered — Metzae (@Metzae) September 3, 2019
No offense, but I wish your phone would automatically make your pictures horizontal. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 2, 2019
Ya just gotta have faith in the system. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
Technically speaking, there were 52 mass shootings in the past month. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
I have way too many friends marking themselves safe from a mass shooting. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
Hollow statements from an ineffectual tool of the @NRA. Nothing will change, no laws will be enacted, and people will continue to die needlessly. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
Utter. Worthless. Nonsense. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
Fuck you. This blood is on your hands. — Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019
Relevant now more than ever. https://t.co/d8Jh6bTR8n — Metzae (@Metzae) August 28, 2019
Thunder and rain are the best alarm clocks. #pluviophile — Metzae (@Metzae) August 27, 2019
Am I the only one whose cat seems jealous of their mouse? pic.twitter.com/2AyBslLfL5 — Metzae (@Metzae) August 26, 2019
I fapped the same thing. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
I'm working on my first sci-fi podcast project. If you're interested in helping, please contact me privately. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
I upgraded to the Galaxy Note 10 yesterday, so now I'm going through my Google authenticator app to change my two-step verification codes. It's the nerd equivalent of NEW PHONE…
Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 17, 2019
I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15,…
Well, damn. If that ain't an endorsement that I'm bound to follow, I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15, 2019
You should take the time to watch the Some More News bit about Ben Shapiro. It's an hour-long deconstruction of everything wrong with his arguments. Make popcorn first! — Metzae…
Me: I don't really have that thick of a Texas accent.My voiceover: HERDERFERDERER, YALL!Me: Damnit. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 12, 2019
That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session… — Metzae (@Metzae) August 12, 2019
