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Am I the only one whose cat seems jealous of their mouse? pic.twitter.com/2AyBslLfL5 — Metzae (@Metzae) August 26, 2019
I fapped the same thing. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
I'm working on my first sci-fi podcast project. If you're interested in helping, please contact me privately. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
I upgraded to the Galaxy Note 10 yesterday, so now I'm going through my Google authenticator app to change my two-step verification codes. It's the nerd equivalent of NEW PHONE…
Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 17, 2019
I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15,…
Well, damn. If that ain't an endorsement that I'm bound to follow, I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15, 2019
You should take the time to watch the Some More News bit about Ben Shapiro. It's an hour-long deconstruction of everything wrong with his arguments. Make popcorn first! — Metzae…
That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session… — Metzae (@Metzae) August 12, 2019
Fuck off, jingo. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
This is on you. You should be charged as an accomplice in these deaths. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 3, 2019
Easier question to answer: what isn't wrong with him? — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
Fuck you. Their blood is on your tiny hands. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
Trump is an obscene gesture. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 3, 2019
I heard that Facebook is leaning into making groups a significantly bigger part of their platform. If that's the case, it definitely needs some work. I often get the urge…
Your pet's loyalty is less impressive when you realize it's mostly just Stockholm syndrome. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 30, 2019
Trump’s worldview simplified: If you disagree with my policies, you hate America. Because I AM America. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 21, 2019
50 years ago today, humanity did something extraordinary. https://t.co/08vSrnXooR — Metzae (@Metzae) July 20, 2019
Strange things are afoot in the Facebook algorithm hive mind. I just became a Top Fan™ of Nerdist, Gearbox, and Two Steps From Hell all within the last hour. —…
This is a real thing that happened to me in my early 30s. https://t.co/cDZA70JwjC — Metzae (@Metzae) July 9, 2019