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On this day zero years ago, I made this stupid post.
On this day zero years ago, I made this stupid post. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 7, 2019
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@piersmorgan Is there a charity that helps worthless old white men like you disappear from society? Because I’d donate to that.
Is there a charity that helps worthless old white men like you disappear from society? Because I'd donate to that. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 3, 2019
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@JeniceArmstrong @SenatorMuth It must be so frustrating for him to have spent half a century on this planet thinking his kind ruled the world only to realize that his time is up. No wonder he’s reverting to the classic childhood tactic of trying to bully someone by yelling over the top of them. It’s pathetic.
It must be so frustrating for him to have spent half a century on this planet thinking his kind ruled the world only to realize that his time is up.…
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I will never be able to get over (among other things) the fact that @realDonaldTrump capitalizes random words like a 2nd grader.
I will never be able to get over (among other things) the fact that @realDonaldTrump capitalizes random words like a 2nd grader. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019
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@roo_jenna I hope the outpouring of support and love protects you now and in the future. “Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.”
I hope the outpouring of support and love protects you now and in the future. "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum." — Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019
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#summertime https://t.co/SO4AbOKZ8D
#summertime https://t.co/SO4AbOKZ8D — Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019
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@JakeCorman What’s it like be a shitty human being?
@JakeCorman What's it like be a shitty human being? — Metzae (@Metzae) June 29, 2019
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Looks like Americans need to start learning how to spell Buttigieg.
Looks like Americans need to start learning how to spell Buttigieg. — Metzae (@Metzae) June 28, 2019
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3173 8952 7929 — playing Harry Potter: Wizards Unite
3173 8952 7929 — playing Harry Potter: Wizards Unite — Metzae (@Metzae) June 21, 2019
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Pretty remarkable in that this is the first time ever that I haven’t been able to access my @googlecalendar. #404
Pretty remarkable in that this is the first time ever that I haven't been able to access my @googlecalendar. #404 — Metzae (@Metzae) June 18, 2019
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Jon Stewart is an American treasure. https://t.co/93QY57C5t7
Jon Stewart is an American treasure. https://t.co/93QY57C5t7 — Metzae (@Metzae) June 12, 2019
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You’d think, given the sheer amount of data they have on me to use for targeted ads, they would’ve figured out I haven’t owned an iPhone in more than three years.
You'd think, given the sheer amount of data they have on me to use for targeted ads, they would've figured out I haven't owned an iPhone in more than three…
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What was the first MP3 you ever downloaded?
What was the first MP3 you ever downloaded? — Metzae (@Metzae) June 4, 2019
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.@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/LFFyveAvdQ
.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/LFFyveAvdQ — Metzae (@Metzae) June 2, 2019
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I’m using a pocket comb to cheat at Track & Field at the arcade old.
I'm using a pocket comb to cheat at Track & Field at the arcade old. — Metzae (@Metzae) June 1, 2019
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I literally just misused that word.
I literally just misused that word. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 21, 2019
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Spoiler: People liked the ending of GoT, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Spoiler: People liked the ending of GoT, and there's nothing you can do about it. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 20, 2019
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@turboismetal Oh, I’m not complaining. I just like the idea that they are connected. As in, Neo and John are the same person.
Oh, I'm not complaining. I just like the idea that they are connected. As in, Neo and John are the same person. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 18, 2019
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Is the John Wick series just the next iteration of the Matrix?
Is the John Wick series just the next iteration of the Matrix? — Metzae (@Metzae) May 18, 2019
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RT @StephenKing: I’ve loved this last season of GoT, including Dani going bugshit all over King’s Landing. There’s been a lot of negativity…
I've loved this last season of GoT, including Dani going bugshit all over King's Landing. There's been a lot of negativity about the windup, but I think it's just because…
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This is an absolutely perfect movie poster. It literally shows you the title of the movie without using a word. Look at the 3 big red vertical bars behind John Wick. #johnwick3 https://t.co/kaN66zFE28
This is an absolutely perfect movie poster. It literally shows you the title of the movie without using a word. Look at the 3 big red vertical bars behind John…
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I wish we lived in a world where moral concern for the unborn extended equally to living, breathing, thinking, and feeling human beings.
I wish we lived in a world where moral concern for the unborn extended equally to living, breathing, thinking, and feeling human beings. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 17, 2019