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It’s a random Friday night in November, so enjoy some of my epic music video mashups!
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I’m sharing the YouTube link to my latest masterpiece because Facebook is making me pay for exposure. I’m pretty happy with this video and think some of you will love it (as long as you don’t mind blood and demons). https://t.co/VlvfnyhoGP
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This is my latest mashterpiece, which is a combination of the newest trailer for Diablo 4 and a song by my favorite composer, Thomas Bergersen. Disclaimer: It is not for the faint of heart. https://t.co/x3p2qGqJGV
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Impeachment drinkng game rule #1: Drink every time a member of the House uses the word “sham.”
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@DrPoo Oh! You unblocked me finally. 😉
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I hate it when I find the perfect thing to share with a specific person and immediately remember they’ve blocked me.
I hate it when I find the perfect thing to share with a specific person and immediately remember they've blocked me. — Metzae (@Metzae) October 31, 2019
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.@realDonaldTrump: Making schadenfreude great again. https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT
.@realDonaldTrump: Making schadenfreude great again. https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT — Metzae (@Metzae) October 29, 2019
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@ChaseHughesNBCS @TomPaineToday https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT
https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT — Metzae (@Metzae) October 29, 2019
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@arlenparsa @TomPaineToday https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT
https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT — Metzae (@Metzae) October 29, 2019
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@NBCNews @TomArnold https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT
https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT — Metzae (@Metzae) October 29, 2019
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@adamlongoTV @TomPaineToday @wusa9 https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT
https://t.co/Snih5CZvcT — Metzae (@Metzae) October 29, 2019
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@NoahGrayCNN I will never tire of seeing things like this.
I will never tire of seeing things like this. — Metzae (@Metzae) October 28, 2019
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It’s a Chewbacca goblet kind of Oktoberfest. https://t.co/EzI79AIFY8
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My cat loves me so much she’s jealous of my computer mouse.
My cat loves me so much she's jealous of my computer mouse. — Metzae (@Metzae) October 23, 2019
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If you don’t have people in your life that regularly introduce you to new art that moves you, then I feel the need to introduce you to some of my friends. The obligation to pay it forward in irresistible.
If you don't have people in your life that regularly introduce you to new art that moves you, then I feel the need to introduce you to some of my…
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@DanRather https://t.co/IQpszOfFyN
https://t.co/IQpszOfFyN — Metzae (@Metzae) October 22, 2019
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Nobody has egg on their face like @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/IQpszOfFyN
Nobody has egg on their face like @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/IQpszOfFyN — Metzae (@Metzae) October 21, 2019
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No one is responding to my texts, messages, or emails right now. Did I break something?
No one is responding to my texts, messages, or emails right now. Did I break something? — Metzae (@Metzae) October 18, 2019
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This is a very simple story. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/VbdXj89JOl
This is a very simple story. @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/VbdXj89JOl — Metzae (@Metzae) October 17, 2019
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It only makes common sense. #MangoUnchained https://t.co/BvdFij1AU6
It only makes common sense. #MangoUnchained pic.twitter.com/BvdFij1AU6 — Metzae (@Metzae) October 16, 2019
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It only makes common sense. #MangoUnchained #MAGA https://t.co/VIyutS5PsO
It only makes common sense. #MangoUnchained #MAGA https://t.co/VIyutS5PsO — Metzae (@Metzae) October 16, 2019
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This is @realDonaldTrump doing an impression of @AlecBaldwin doing an impression of Donald Trump. https://t.co/KAGqC6n47B
This is @realDonaldTrump doing an impression of @AlecBaldwin doing an impression of Donald Trump. https://t.co/KAGqC6n47B — Metzae (@Metzae) October 12, 2019