▶ Updates I started dancing like a weirdo while sitting in my chair (because that’s what you do when you’re all alone and also a weirdo), and my watch congratulated me on being active. Being weird comes with the strangest benefits. Apr 28, 2021
▶ Updates Now that I’m a couple of weeks away from ending my year-long self-isolation, I’ve got to re-learn how to be a person. I just drove all the way to the store but didn’t get out because I realized I wasn’t wearing pants. Apr 17, 2021
▶ Updates I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside. Apr 16, 2021
▶ Updates When I was 8 years old, I memorized a phone number that I remember to this very day: 1-800-422-2602. It was my internet Apr 15, 2021
▶ Updates I love it when I ask for help in a tech support group, and someone responds with something like, “I haven’t had any problems at all.” Thanks for that, buddy. Very helpful. Apr 3, 2021
▶ Updates It’s gonna be really awkward when I finally get back into the office and randomly burst into song like I do when working from home. Mar 10, 2021
▶ Updates Live your life in a way that millions of people don’t celebrate your death. #rushlimbaugh Feb 17, 2021
▶ Updates The font used on Twitter is Helvetica Neue. What’s something you know that most people don’t? Feb 1, 2021
▶ Updates If I post a picture of my cat, dozens of people will see it. But if I post a video that I’ve spent days working on, Facebook makes me pay to show it to more than two people. Jan 31, 2021
▶ Updates I just dropped $100 on a new mouse that doesn’t light up, so my next obvious step is to buy a house. Jan 30, 2021
▶ Updates Every time someone I don’t know contacts me via private message, I think, “Ooh! Another Turing test!” Jan 25, 2021
▶ Updates I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat. Jan 24, 2021
▶ Updates Most people will take the time to google the #1 song from their birthday but won’t google the source of the potential misinformation they’re sharing. Jan 21, 2021
