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I just had my first conversation entirely in Spanish, and it felt like I had superpowers.

Here’s a little something I baked up last night. fb.me/8I1e2tJFU

I edited this together months ago, and it’s currently experiencing a surge in popularity on YouTube. I almost… fb.me/1gKMvsEZ6

I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

“Illusions” by Thomas Bergersen + Knights of the Eternal Throne fb.me/8w4zOwFNz

Is it awkward that I’m more of a man than @realDonaldTrump?

@zeldawilliams Story of my life…

@GeorgeOdem That’s offensive to some of your turds.

I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!