I aim this quote squarely at anyone who continues to accept Donald Trump’s lack of concern for the rest of… fb.me/66pOO4j6E
My doctor visit today was $10. I’d say that qualifies as affordable.
If you’re offended by what Kathy Griffin did but not by what Ted Nugent did, spare us your hypocritical outrage.
I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on, but I didn’t get a drop on me. My first… fb.me/9lqjFgW8m
5-25-77 was perfect, especially when it wasn’t.
We made a video for my favorite restaurant! fb.me/1ovhV0bhd
If you’re going to be the tasteless jackass that jokes​ about a tragedy, at least be funny. If you dont, you doubly fail.
I love that I can type “aw” and my phone predicts “awesomesauce.”