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@mikekang Oh, it’s back. It tastes just like high school.

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I just woke up early on my day off because someone is blaring crappy music through the Cotton Bowl’s speakers. #grumpyoldman

Just kicking it in my cargo pants, flannel, and Doc Martens while listening to the Spin Doctors. pic.twitter.com/yGXGmggIuz

People keep sending me pictures of Zima like they know me or something. (Spoiler: they do.)

You can’t beat most mobile games, and that’s a huge reason why most of them suck.

.@NBCNews You’re tarnishing what little credibility you have left by allowing a terrible journalist to interview a fake one. #ShameonNBC

Henceforth, #maga supporters will be known as magats.

I just took the recycling downstairs through our parking garage, and my cat followed me every step of the way. I think she’s half dog.