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I realize how weird this is going to sound, but I think I’m in love with my new phone.

I think it’s about time for a margarita.

I made this in honor of the dark side of the Fourth. fb.me/7HUGRhQJ3

Not a political post: If you’re happy about the passage of today’s bill, your moral compass is broken.

I need some recommendations for great Mexican food in Dallas.

My current favorite thing about Twitter: @BarackObama is following me.

You’re killin’ me @Favor. 😉 pic.twitter.com/H3yD8BOoHm

I just received a tax refund check for $13.47…from 2007.

Just saw “The Circle” with Emma Watson and Tom Hanks. Think of it as a bad episode of “Black Mirror.”