What I do to other people’s images: compositing, cleanup, restoration, manipulation. The craft on top of someone else’s source.
Almost every bathroom selfie I see makes me think, “Geez. Clean your mirror!” On a related note, I probably need… fb.me/4kQ94wHk4
Six years later, this is still some of the best advice I’ve ever had. fb.me/205vRKwoZ
I’m confused by the mostly proper use of grammar here. How does one act like a child while writing like an adult? Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling…
That glorious moment when a loud room falls silent because everyone is enjoying their food.
@EvilMcNinja You should have heard the sickening sound it made when it hit the ground.
Just dropped my $800 phone from shoulder height. My $30 case has already paid itself off ten times over.
I think I know why so many politicians and pundits have been saying we shouldn’t politicize the church shooting in Texas. #ElectionDay
I was so thrown off by the time change I just spent the last hour assuming it was Monday. fb.me/AM104R4Y
Two days ago, I was walking around wearing three layers of clothing in the middle of the day, and today I’m… fb.me/63mbGgPTd
@realDonaldTrump Thanks for giving his defense team the munition they need to take the death penalty off the table.
Q: Why is my social media feed so quiet right now? A: Most of the people I know live in Texas or Los Angeles.
@ErinStellar Yeah, I wasn’t blown away by most of them. But the beer with the Skittles was salty, so they went together a little too well.
Beer and candy pairing! Because adult Halloween is awesome. pic.twitter.com/Ay4s2YTSqL
I preordered this a year ago, and it was totally worth the wait. I’m in lesbians with her. #ramonaflowers #mondo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/925090346261995522
Bachelor life: All the time, money, and freedom I can hanle with absolutely none of the benefits.
RT @DrPoo: A one time friend of mine committed suicide. He suffered with addiction and lord knows what else. Please find help if you are st…
RT @ChrisEvans: That means he’s played golf roughly once every 4 days of his presidency. Think about that. It’s insane. I even rounded the…
My favorite part of the fair is the people. pic.twitter.com/1Fmo0mWMMV
If you’re in the Temple area next February, if you’re into LARPing, and if you want to be a part of an exciting… fb.me/1zOtAK1XQ
