▶ Updates Two years ago today, I was sitting in the dark without power while a historic winter storm froze everything around me. Today, I came *this close* to turning on my air conditioner. Feb 15, 2023
▶ Updates Pet peeve: unsubscribing from something and immediately receiving another message about being unsubscribed. Jan 20, 2023
▶ Updates I accidentally ate beef a few nights ago and I’m still feeling the effects. #AlphaGal Apr 5, 2022
▶ Aphorisms The supreme irony of toxic masculinity is that it’s just weakness masquerading as strength. Mar 28, 2022
▶ Updates I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos. #tacos Feb 23, 2022
▶ Updates I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper. Feb 21, 2022