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I just bought a NES Classic on Amazon for retail price! Get one before the leeches do. amazon.com/gp/product/B01…
Thanks for all of the ads for ED medication, Facebook. Do you know something I don’t?
I was recently reunited with an old friend. #nintendo #gameboy #tetris facebook.com/EricPMetze/vid…
I was recently reunited with an old friend. #nintendo #gameboy #tetris pic.twitter.com/ionnoxUl2j
So, this is what I’d look like in glasses. pic.twitter.com/h7kabaaSvP
My cousin Steve launched a Kickstarter campaign early this morning. Five hours later, it was funded. If you’re in t… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1019288681566359555
RT @StephenKing: Hey, Texas! I suppose you’re going to re-elect Ted Cruz, but I hope you don’t. Beto O’Rourke is mega-cool. Smart, too. Als…
All things considered, not a bad way to end the day. pic.twitter.com/XGpYD2yxCD
@alyankovic I know this isn’t photoshopped, but it looks photoshopped.
One day I will visit an airport and not feel the need to check in. TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! — traveling to San Franci… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1014633098087149568
I wasn’t like a wall of fire. It was literally that. pic.twitter.com/Iw3f1K4ISr
I wasn’t like a wall of fire. It was literally that. facebook.com/EricPMetze/vid…
Time for a magic show… pic.twitter.com/vGi5K0gZK7
Maya’s got my back. pic.twitter.com/0R6fHYqhbp
I must not do laundry enough because I love the sound of the dryer running.
I’m one day into a juice cleanse, and I’ve already fantasized about pizza, hamburgers, and BBQ.
“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” #inigomontoya pic.twitter.com/tymArcRaR1
@IvankaTrump @POTUS Your family is a curse upon our great nation.
Instead of lumping people into groups like liberal, conservative, and libertarian, we should lump people into group… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009281331531001856
I’ve never had children, but I hope I’d feel like this if I did. facebook.com/513439970/post…
