Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” #inigomontoya pic.twitter.com/tymArcRaR1
@IvankaTrump @POTUS Your family is a curse upon our great nation.
Instead of lumping people into groups like liberal, conservative, and libertarian, we should lump people into group… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009281331531001856
I’ve never had children, but I hope I’d feel like this if I did. facebook.com/513439970/post…
RT @SenJohnMcCain: The administration’s current family separation policy is an affront to the decency of the American people, and contrary…
RT @StephenAtHome: One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.
In celebration of hitting 5,000 subscribers on YouTube, I’m sharing one of my favorite edits. Be sure to go full sc… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009127096319438848
Three years ago today, I met one of my idols, Shigeru Miyamoto. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, then maybe these… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1007968487078277120
RT @HillaryClinton: But my emails. IG found that on numerous occasions, COMEY used a personal GMail account to conduct official FBI business, according to source briefed on the report. —…
One of the perks of living in a sketchy neighborhood is having a Texas-sized park all to yourself. pic.twitter.com/rzOT3lY3AB
One of the perks of living in a sketchy neighborhood is having a Texas-sized park all to yourself. facebook.com/EricPMetze/vid…
This was my Friday. pic.twitter.com/lcje0pmIfB
Woke up to the sound of these falling from the sky… pic.twitter.com/UQJFohmKoS
How not to be an asshole: 1. Don’t be an asshole.
I wish my alarm had known today was a holiday.
.@Variety #spoilerfail pic.twitter.com/KaN1LHIubY
I’m not afraid that robots might take over the government anytime soon, but I’m genuinely concerned that algorithms may have already.
Yesterday, I heard a male refer to Morgan Freeman as the latest “victim” of the #metoo movement, which proves that… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/999995168106405891
Cue the thoughts, prayers, and anti-gun control memes.
This may be the first time since the emergence of social media that Yanni is trending.
I wanted this to be a thing so badly that I made a fake trailer for it. #MayThe4thBeWithYou facebook.com/EricPMetze/pos…