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Adorably Annoying Singing Toy Dog
This thing was so adorable and annoying that I had to share it with the whole world. You won’t be able to get the song out of your head.
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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
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As I was pulling into the drive-through to get breakfast…
As I was pulling into the drive-through to get breakfast, I had to stop and wait for an elderly couple to slowly drive out of the way. While I was…
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Cookie Monster Explains Occupy Wall Street
If you’re one of those people that still don’t get what the OWS movement is about, then this short little article is for you.
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Do you agree or disagree with this statement?
Do you agree or disagree with this statement? “If we’re serious about building an economy that lasts — an economy in which hard work pays off with the opportunity for…
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I got on an elevator earlier today…
I got on an elevator earlier today with a bunch of total strangers. One of them, a friendly kid with big hair and small jeans, looked at the ornate floor and said, "Ooh, it's like a club. If only we had some fancy lights." I turned on an strobe light cell phone app, and he began to dance. A woman beside me asked, "Why do you have something like that?" I nodded at the kid and said, "Because of things like that."
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I heard a boom followed by the screech of tires…
I heard a boom followed by the screech of tires. I looked outside and saw an accident had taken place. Thirty seconds after the collision I was telling 911 all…
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I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.
I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start. I looked around my…
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If you don’t like the fact that we have the First Amendment…
If you don’t like the fact that we have the First Amendment, then maybe you should move to another country that doesn’t have freedom of expression instead of lazily bitching…
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Joss Whedon on Strong Female Characters
Joss Whedon was asked, “Why do you write strong female characters?” He replied, “Because you’re still asking me that question.”
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Massive Hail Storm in Levelland, Texas
This was a sudden and *massive* hail storm that hit west Texas on March 19, 2011. This video was taken in Levelland, Texas. I picked up a piece of hail…
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Ohai yoo gaiz! I can haz reeluzashun? I knoes engrish & 1337speak. ZOMG WTF BBQ?!
Translation: Hey, everyone! I just realized something: I’m bilingual. Isn’t that interesting?
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Skrillex’s “First of the Year (Equinox)”
The first time I heard this song it was because a friend of my girlfriend introduced us to it, and at the time they both said that they would do…