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Posts PSA: If you have Google Home devices, you can use the phrase “Gay Google” to activate them.

May 24, 2023

Images This re-release of Flood by They Might Be Giants is the first cassette I’ve purchased in a quarter century.

I remember the first time I heard this album, where I was, who gave it to me, and how it affected me. I’d never heard anything like it. The music…

May 19, 2023

Images There’s literally trillions of people…

May 9, 2023

Posts Nine people were killed in a mass shooting today just twenty minutes from my home.

May 6, 2023

Posts Nine people were killed in a mass shooting today just twenty minutes from my home.

May 6, 2023

Images Emma Myers as Wednesday Addams & Jenna Ortega as Enid Sinclair

May 5, 2023

Images Spring is my absolute favorite time of year.

Apr 8, 2023

Posts Welp, it finally happened. I ordered my first pair of reading glasses…just ten days shy of 45.

Mar 10, 2023

Posts Cauliflower is delicious because it makes ranch dressing crunchy.

Feb 15, 2023

Posts Two years ago today, I was sitting in the dark without power while a historic winter storm froze everything around me. Today, I came *this close* to turning on my air conditioner.

Feb 15, 2023

Posts A work meeting should be a conversation, not a lecture.

Feb 2, 2023

Posts The hardest month to spell is Frerbrurary.

Jan 27, 2023

Posts Pet peeve: unsubscribing from something and immediately receiving another message about being unsubscribed.

Jan 20, 2023

Posts I accidentally ate beef a few nights ago and I’m still feeling the effects.

#AlphaGal

Apr 5, 2022

Posts Happy Fake News Awareness Day!

Apr 1, 2022

Aphorisms The supreme irony of toxic masculinity is that it’s just weakness masquerading as strength.

Mar 28, 2022

Audio I held onto this recording for more than forty years.

Feb 27, 2022

Posts I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos.

#tacos

Feb 23, 2022

Posts I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper.

Feb 21, 2022

Video The Threshold | Marvel Multiverse

Feb 18, 2022

Posts I know no one is going to believe me, but I think I started the “you misspelled X” joke.

Feb 17, 2022

Mashterpieces Smells Like Teen Spirit by Samuel Kim + The Division by Blur Studio

This is my 47th #mashterpiece edit. It combines one of my favorite composers, one of my favorite songs, and one of my favorite studios. There’s so much more going on…

Feb 10, 2022

Posts One of the bad things about working from home is that you don’t get any bad weather days.

Feb 3, 2022

Posts Few things are more frustrating than sitting second chair to someone who shouldn’t be first.

Feb 1, 2022