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Aphorisms The value of creative work is that even if the work doesn’t work, it’s work worth working.

Apr 25, 2017

Posts I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on. My first thought was, “It’s all good. Video games have trained me for this.”

May 27, 2017

Aphorisms Feelings are hyperbole; thoughts are poetry.

Jul 26, 2017

Aphorisms You’ll never truly know your impact on the world until you leave it.

Jul 26, 2017

Posts Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick…

Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick. I was having severe chills and curled up in the fetal position. She deliberately laid down on the…

Aug 18, 2017

Articles I’d Rather Be Walking Dead

I’ve loved The Walking Dead since Glenn first called Rick a dumbass, and I unflinchingly purchase every episode because it is (and will always be) one of my favorites. A…

Dec 16, 2017

Posts I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up.

Dec 17, 2017

Posts I don’t want to make things awkward, but you should be aware that the “recommended videos” on YouTube reveal to anyone looking over your should what kind of videos you watch every day.

Feb 18, 2018

Posts 2019’s New Year’s resolution is 5760×1080.

Dec 31, 2018

Posts I bought myself a keyboard recently and started playing again. This is exactly how it feels.

There is a video in this post you really need to see.

Jan 20, 2019

Posts If you aren’t listening to music that gives you chills, then you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest gifts.

Feb 8, 2019

Posts I just overheard a conversation between two people of different generations confusing the Rapture and the Purge. It was delightfully hilarious.

Jan 23, 2020

Posts I genuinely fear that history will remember this time as the birth of the American dictatorship.

Jan 24, 2020

Posts I just love it when people use subjective terms to describe objective truths. It’s the best.

Feb 4, 2020

Posts The pendulum doesn’t swing left and right; it swings forward and backward.

Feb 5, 2020

Posts The Broomstick Challenge does not instill in me a lot of confidence for the next election.

#BroomstickChallenge

Feb 11, 2020

Posts Today has the potential of becoming the laziest Sunday in American history.

Mar 22, 2020

Posts It’s. So. Quiet. Outside.

Mar 28, 2020

Posts Considering how many lives are at risk, it should be illegal to spread misinformation about the coronavirus pandemic.

Apr 1, 2020

Posts This has got to be one of the greatest times ever to be a beloved pet.

Apr 11, 2020

Posts Just made a turkey, swiss cheese, tzatziki sauce, potato chip sandwich, so…living my best quarantine life.

Apr 25, 2020

Posts I think I’m finally getting old. A couple of loud cars just roared through my peaceful neighborhood, and I stared out the window with my fist clenched for way too long.

May 30, 2020

Blog Police are Proving the Protestors’ Point

Most Americans are white (for now), so when we say “most Americans,” we mostly mean white people. And most Americans don’t truly understand how bad other people have it. The…

May 31, 2020

Posts WWG1WGBBQ

Jan 20, 2021