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Posts My New Year’s resolution is 3840×1080.

Dec 31, 2016

Posts My First YouTube Video: I’m Self Smarted

I shared this video on YouTube exactly one decade ago today. I had no idea at the time what YouTube would become or what it would mean to me ten…

Dec 16, 2016

Posts Rioting is criminal. Protesting is honorable. Stop conflating the two. A lot of people fought and died for that right.

Nov 11, 2016

Posts I hope this quadrennial nightmare ends before everyone’s social media feeds become echo chambers.

Oct 24, 2016

Aphorisms We have officially entered the Misinformation Age.

Oct 24, 2016

Posts “I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me

“I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me

Oct 19, 2016

Aphorisms Rendering causes ADD.

Oct 14, 2016

Posts Every time I move I question why I even own lamps.

Sep 10, 2016

Articles I’ve lived in the Dallas area for three years, and I have never been the victim of a prosectuable crime. I have, however, been cheated out of several hundred dollars by people that hide behind desks and technicalities. These days, most thieves work within the bounds of the law.

Sep 9, 2016

Posts When I was a little kid, I used to think the term “honky” referred to the fact that white people always seem to be honking at each other.

#truestory

Aug 31, 2016

Articles They should make an open world videogame where everyone is randomly put into different classes/races and call it: C’est La Vie.

Aug 16, 2016

Posts I’m holding my infant niece at a gas station, and she starts crying like the world is ending. A total stranger walks up and with a smile he says, “Don’t worry, bud. It gets better.”

Aug 14, 2016

Posts There were five mass shootings in the US yesterday, and virtually no one seemed to notice.

Aug 9, 2016

Articles Dear Hype, please stop ruining everything wonderful.

Aug 9, 2016

Aphorisms Home is where the wifi is.

Aug 6, 2016

Aphorisms Remember kids, unsubstantiated claims speak more to the arguer than the argument.

Jul 22, 2016

Posts I take no pleasure in watching the party of most of my friends and family tear itself apart. A democracy only works when it properly represents everyone, not just those who have hijacked it.

Jul 21, 2016

Posts Of all the things you could do with your life, why would you waste it by taking someone else’s?

Jul 14, 2016

Posts Complaining about Pokémon Go on social media is like complaining about sports at a soccer match.

Jul 13, 2016

Articles I love that we live in an era where information is available to so many, but I hate the fact that skepticism and critical thinking are taught to so few.

Jul 13, 2016

Fiction “Bury me wherever…

“Bury me wherever,” he said with a casual wave of his hand. “Graveyards are for the living.”

Jul 1, 2016

Fiction “Other people don’t think like that…

“Oh, it doesn’t matter. Other people don’t think like that.” “Have you met other people?!”

Jul 1, 2016

Posts I realize I’m kind of a nerd. But in my defense, I am kind of a nerd.

Apr 7, 2016

Posts I’ve had a checking account for several years and haven’t written a single check.

Mar 26, 2016