Posts I just geeked out because I learned you can visit The Great Library Of Alexandria in Assassin’s Creed: Origins. Feb 5, 2018
Posts I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on. My first thought was, “It’s all good. Video games have trained me for this.” May 27, 2017
Posts I just had my 33rd birthday a week ago and I’m still getting carded for beer. Maybe it’s time to retire this Justin Beiber t-shirt. Apr 4, 2011
Posts I just had my 33rd birthday a week ago and I’m still getting carded for beer. Maybe it’s time to retire this Justin Beiber t-shirt… Apr 4, 2011
Posts I just love it when people use subjective terms to describe objective truths. It’s the best. Feb 4, 2020
Posts I just overheard a conversation between two people of different generations confusing the Rapture and the Purge. It was delightfully hilarious. Jan 23, 2020
Posts I just realized that Eric Cartman from South Park is probably the world’s most famous Eric. Mar 5, 2024
Posts I just submitted my book for publication. On a related note, it sure is hard to type with your fingers crossed. Jun 1, 2015
Posts I just went through airport security and my dad got heavily frisked, so here’s my obligatory post about how the terrorists won. May 29, 2012
Posts I know it’s just the polite thing to do, but I feel really weird when people call me sir. Feb 23, 2013
Posts I know no one is going to believe me, but I think I started the “you misspelled X” joke. Feb 17, 2022
Posts I learned a new word today: enucleation. Spot, my ten-year-old cat, will be going through it sometime in the next couple days. Right now she is heavily medicated and talking to herself. I’m so glad she has no idea what’s coming. Nov 18, 2013
Posts I look forward to every birthday. Not because of the completely undeserved yet entirely appreciated kindness from people, but because of the bonus XP and +wisdom. Mar 21, 2016
Posts I love it when I ask for help in a tech support group, and someone responds with something like, “I haven’t had any problems at all.” Thanks for that, buddy. Very helpful. Apr 3, 2021
Posts I love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert because they remind me that Americans aren’t completely insane. May 13, 2013
Posts I love that so many people have been amused by my silly video. https://t.co/Mpp1gmzkhq Oct 7, 2019
Articles I love that we live in an era where information is available to so many, but I hate the fact that skepticism and critical thinking are taught to so few. Jul 13, 2016