Posts BREAKING: The CDC admits that Ebola can be transmitted by talking about it online. Oct 18, 2014
Posts Can I just say “bless you” now to everyone and never feel awkward about not doing it again for the rest of my life? Aug 15, 2015
Posts Complaining about Pokémon Go on social media is like complaining about sports at a soccer match. Jul 13, 2016
Posts Confession: I’ve had meals that cost $100 that were just as satisfying as a $1 cheeseburger. Sep 21, 2015
Posts Consider this: The Force Awakens is currently the highest-rated Star Wars movie on Rotten Tomatoes. Dec 23, 2015
Posts Considering how many lives are at risk, it should be illegal to spread misinformation about the coronavirus pandemic. Apr 1, 2020
Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker. Apr 6, 2015
Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker. Apr 6, 2015
Posts Cyberpunk 2077 may have come out three years ago, but it’s still game of the year to me. Nov 15, 2023
Posts Dangit. I tried recording some voiceover, but because I use text-to-speech so much, I kept saying “period” at the end of every sentence. Aug 4, 2023
Posts Dear California, Your water was delivered to us by mistake. Please come pick it up as soon as possible. Sincerely, Texas May 26, 2015
Posts Dear firefighters of America, thank you for everything you do, and please forgive us for what we are going to do over the next couple days. Jul 3, 2013
Posts Did you know? Most people can’t say these words out loud in this order: eye laws dug aim. Jan 30, 2012
