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Posts Today I learned that my last name translates to “strumpet” or “harlot,” and for some weird reason I’m pretty proud of that.

Jul 25, 2014

Posts Trump will never be president. His only reason for running is to make the other candidates seem more moderate.

Jul 24, 2015

Posts Truth grenade: almost every herbal supplement comes from a GMO.

Feb 17, 2015

Posts Two years ago today, I was sitting in the dark without power while a historic winter storm froze everything around me. Today, I came *this close* to turning on my air conditioner.

Feb 15, 2023

Posts Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.

Jan 25, 2017

Posts Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.

Jan 25, 2017

Posts Vladolph Giuliani asks the real questions. https://t.co/RpmhBNTZh6

Oct 9, 2019

Facebook Vote.

https://www.facebook.com/EricPMetze/videos/10151042563739971

Oct 23, 2018

Posts VPNs: the less you know about them, the more you need one.

Apr 3, 2017

Posts Wait and Bleed + Project Overdrive

Is it a dream or a memory? This has been my go-to Slipknot song for the past 17 years, so I really wanted to find a video for it. After…

Mar 29, 2017

Aphorisms We aren’t red or blue; we’re shades of purple.

Mar 23, 2016

Aphorisms We have officially entered the Misinformation Age.

Oct 24, 2016

Posts We just landed on Mars again!

Feb 18, 2021

Posts We were evolved to be consumers. Just think about how much of human history has been centered around the things we put inside of ourselves.

Feb 21, 2013

Posts We’re on Mars, y’all.

Aug 6, 2012

Posts Weird fact: El Paso, Texas is closer to San Diego, California than it is to Houston, Texas.

Mar 27, 2012

Posts Welp, it finally happened. I ordered my first pair of reading glasses…just ten days shy of 45.

Mar 10, 2023

Posts What good is hamburger meat if it’s still in the cow?

May 5, 2015

Posts What you need to know about The Force Awakens: it was totally worth the wait and you need to see it before the Internet ruins it for you.

Dec 17, 2015

Posts When I was 8 years old, I memorized a phone number that I remember to this very day: 1-800-422-2602. It was my internet

Apr 15, 2021

Posts When I was a little kid, I used to think the term “honky” referred to the fact that white people always seem to be honking at each other.

#truestory

Aug 31, 2016

Posts When someone says I’m rambling it’s usually because they haven’t given me time to finish my point.

Jan 25, 2013

Aphorisms When you ignore or excuse an abuse of power, you are partly to blame when it happens again.

Jun 9, 2015

Posts Whenever I found myself exasperated by the sheer stupidity of people in America my uncle would calmly remind me that half of everyone is below average intelligence.

Nov 4, 2014