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Posts The best part of getting older (for me) is when I think about how foolish and immature I was before and how grateful I am that it happens less and less.

Feb 1, 2011

Aphorisms The best thing about admitting you’re wrong is that you no longer are.

Aug 9, 2015

Posts The Broomstick Challenge does not instill in me a lot of confidence for the next election.

#BroomstickChallenge

Feb 11, 2020

Posts The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”

Apr 19, 2012

Posts The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It’s coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen to it on our website. If you like science fiction, give it a listen. Many… https://t.co/4VqR1rJpZf

Sep 20, 2019

Posts The first episode of my podcast is officially online! It’s coming soon to iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and everywhere else you get your podcasts. But for now, you can listen to it on the website. If you like science fiction, give it a listen. https://t.co/4VqR1rJpZf

Sep 20, 2019

Music The first Symphoniacal teaser is here.

Symphoniacal is a project I’ve been working on this a very long time. It started over a decade ago while I was basically just playing around with some audio editing…

Sep 18, 2015

Posts The font used on Twitter is Helvetica Neue. What’s something you know that most people don’t?

Feb 1, 2021

Posts The guy next to me has an epic set of dreadlocks, an incredibly pensive look on his face, and he’s sketching on his cocktail napkin. I bet that napkin is worth more than my car.

May 19, 2015

Posts The guy on the plane beside me was merely annoying right up until the moment he started puking everywhere. Now there are no words. Luckily for me, this flight is only 8 hours long!

Oct 15, 2015

Posts The hardest month to spell is Frerbrurary.

Jan 27, 2023

Posts The Internet needs less sharing and more curating.

Feb 17, 2016

Posts The irony of having such pleasant weather in January is that the weather isn’t supposed to be pleasant in January.

Jan 10, 2017

Posts The main problem with pointing out when someone’s acting immature is that they’re usually too immature to recognize it.

Feb 25, 2013

Posts The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis…

The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis, but her works will literally last for generations. I’m even going to use a freakin’ hash tag: #StandWithWendy

Jun 25, 2013

Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

Apr 1, 2015

Posts The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

Apr 1, 2015

Posts The only thing that bothers me more than the term “cray cray” is the fact that I can’t seem to stop saying it.

Dec 28, 2014

Posts The palpable frustration filling my social media feed is a huge reason why I don’t follow sports anymore.

Oct 3, 2015

Posts The pendulum doesn’t swing left and right; it swings forward and backward.

Feb 5, 2020

Posts The top lawyer in the U.S. was just fired for having a different interpretation of the law than a president who has never studied it.

Jan 30, 2017

Posts The weekend is officially upon us. Remember: Uber is cheaper than a DWI.

Jul 17, 2015

Posts The weirdest thing about vaping is how everyone pretends it isn’t obnoxious.

Mar 7, 2016

Posts The worst kind of racists are those who genuinely believe they aren’t.

Apr 28, 2015