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Posts If you look to a fast food chain to reaffirm your beliefs then it’s no wonder you don’t realize that you’re coming across as hateful.

Jul 24, 2012

Posts If you really believe that the world’s going to end this month, could you please email me your credit card information?

Dec 6, 2012

Posts If you’re a woman in Texas you should know the GOP thinks you’re sub-human.

Jun 25, 2013

Posts If you’re going to tell someone they’re an idiot…

I am far from a grammar Nazi, but if you’re going to tell someone they’re an idiot (or otherwise insult their intelligence), at least learn the difference between your and…

Jul 29, 2010

Posts If you’re not afraid to bob your head in public to a groovy song, then you are groovy to me.

Jun 7, 2012

Posts If you’ve chosen a side in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, you’ve chosen the wrong one.

Oct 9, 2023

Posts If you’ve ever played a song for your parents that they absolutely hated, what was it?

Aug 7, 2012

Posts Impeachment drinkng game rule #1: Drink every time a member of the House uses the word “sham.”

Oct 31, 2019

Posts In all seriousness, I need something like a cattle guard to keep my cats from standing in front of my monitors while I work.

Jan 6, 2016

Posts In our current society it would be more beneficial if they taught fallacies instead of algebra.

Aug 23, 2014

Posts Intarwebz of Eden

Jan 20, 2010

Posts Intellectual Resolution: Why I Want an Ocarina of Time Remake

Someone recently asked if we really need a remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Switch 2. My answer was immediate: yes. But explaining why took…

Jun 12, 2026

Posts Internet memes are the most rampant and tiresome form of plagiarism.

Jul 28, 2013

Posts It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, old or young, beautiful or ugly…duckface is as attractive as fartface.

Apr 8, 2015

Posts It only makes common sense. Mango Unchained https://t.co/BvdFij1AU6

#MangoUnchained

Oct 16, 2019

Posts It only makes common sense. Mango Unchained MAGA https://t.co/VIyutS5PsO

#MangoUnchained #MAGA

Oct 15, 2019

Posts It really bothers me when I can tell someone was told what to think.