Articles I’ve lived in the Dallas area for three years, and I have never been the victim of a prosectuable crime. I have, however, been cheated out of several hundred dollars by people that hide behind desks and technicalities. These days, most thieves work within the bounds of the law. Sep 9, 2016
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Posts If a zombie attacked you right now, what could you defend yourself with? It has to be close enough that you can reach it before the zombie reaches you. Aug 8, 2012
Posts If anyone could hook me up with Alicia Keyes I would really appreciate it. No, really. Feb 3, 2013
Posts If Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that people do the most unnecessary things to their children. Jul 31, 2015
Posts If I post a picture of my cat, dozens of people will see it. But if I post a video that I’ve spent days working on, Facebook makes me pay to show it to more than two people. Jan 31, 2021
Posts If I’ve learned only one thing over the past year, it’s that everyone looks ridiculous if you pause their footage at the right moment. Jan 11, 2016
Posts If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room. Aug 2, 2014
Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us. #TheDress Feb 27, 2015
Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us. #TheDress Feb 27, 2015
Posts If some people really laughed every time they typed “lol” I would be concerned for their mental well-being. Dec 3, 2014
Posts If there’s one good thing about Robin Williams’ death, it’s the tremendous outpouring of support for people with depression. #HumanityFTW Aug 12, 2014
Posts If there’s one good thing about the unwarranted negativity aimed at Obama, it’s that I can see how wrong I was to blame everything on Bush. Aug 9, 2013
Posts If there’s one thing a troll hates more than engaging in meaningful conversation, it’s the simple act of being called a troll. Sep 18, 2014
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Posts If thinking about someone can literally make your heart skip a beat imagine what else they are capable of doing to you. Feb 21, 2012
Posts If you aren’t listening to music that gives you chills, then you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest gifts. Feb 8, 2019
Posts If you don’t have people in your life that regularly introduce you to new art that moves you, then I feel the need to introduce you to some of my friends. The obligation to pay it forward in irresistible. Oct 21, 2019
Posts If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment. Feb 20, 2014
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