Aphorisms When you ignore or excuse an abuse of power, you are partly to blame when it happens again. Jun 9, 2015
Aphorisms There’s literally billions of people whom will be annoyed by this sentence, and alot of its because your not. May 8, 2015
Aphorisms Springtime does to the rest of the animal kingdom what wine and chocolate do to us. Apr 21, 2015
Aphorisms The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself. Apr 4, 2015
Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible. Apr 1, 2015
Aphorisms Every time someone says, “You don’t know what it’s like to be a parent,” all I can hear is, “I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a child.” Mar 6, 2015
Aphorisms Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant. Jan 30, 2015
Aphorisms Don’t let your talent for dodging Fate’s bullets cause you to miss Cupid’s arrows. Jan 9, 2015
Aphorisms I’ve learned to recognize when I’m right only because I’ve learned to recognize when I’m wrong. Nov 5, 2014
Aphorisms If a butterfly can flap its wings and change global weather patterns, imagine how much you impact the world. Oct 26, 2014
Aphorisms Complaining about a democracy you won’t participate in is like complaining about a god you don’t believe in. Sep 13, 2014
Aphorisms The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation. Aug 20, 2014
Aphorisms Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you. Aug 17, 2014