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Why don’t you ever hear good music blaring out of car windows?

It’s hard to bargle nodle zous with all these marbles in my mouth.

would trade his soul for a stable internet connection.

had no hot water this morning. Joy!

Amazon.com is now selling electronic books than paper books. Trees everywhere silently rejoice.

Defintion of gay: straight night at the gay club.

I’m at Heaven!

wonders if there has ever been an atheist suicide bomber.

Metzae.net is ten years old today!