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Sick! Again! Dubble yoo tee eff?

I wish that fantasy football players realized they’re just as geeky as World of Warcraft players.

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Look, I know you’re busy, but I have been waiting for half an hour for you to run my credit card and I’m sick of this place…

Coming from Levelland, I used to think that the small town mentality lead to racism. So why is it that so many Ho… http://htxt.it/l/LFcRRB

Oh hai Texis Tek! How yoo been? Long taim no sees. I can haz Engrish clazz?

is going to miss working for Hurley & Guinn. Thanks to evrryone who worked there. I appreciate it more than you’ll ever know.

I’m not slow. I’m lagging.

Going to the mall used to be so exciting. Now it’s just depressing.