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@jennifermetze “My men have become women and my women, men.” ~Xerxes

May the 4th be with you!

All of you people that have been saying “drill, baby, drill” should be leading the cleanup effort in the gulf. Put.. http://htxt.it/l/0G0LBI

Tonight’s entertainment: bowling and beer…with professors!

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would be HAPPY 4 you 2 have 0 problems today!

What is it about rain that makes Lubbockites drive like morons?

I have heard the word fissile more times today than all the times in my life combined.

just saw an 18-wheeler loaded with hay…and the back end was smoking.