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Thunder and rain are the best alarm clocks. #pluviophile
Thunder and rain are the best alarm clocks. #pluviophile — Metzae (@Metzae) August 27, 2019
Manipulation
What I do to other people’s images: compositing, cleanup, restoration, manipulation. The craft on top of someone else’s source.
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Am I the only one whose cat seems jealous of their mouse? https://t.co/2AyBslLfL5
Am I the only one whose cat seems jealous of their mouse? pic.twitter.com/2AyBslLfL5 — Metzae (@Metzae) August 26, 2019
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@ChetsRant I fapped the same thing.
I fapped the same thing. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
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I’m working on my first sci-fi podcast project. If you’re interested in helping, please contact me privately.
I'm working on my first sci-fi podcast project. If you're interested in helping, please contact me privately. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
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I upgraded to the Galaxy Note 10 yesterday, so now I’m going through my Google authenticator app to change my two-step verification codes. It’s the nerd equivalent of NEW PHONE WHO DIS?
I upgraded to the Galaxy Note 10 yesterday, so now I'm going through my Google authenticator app to change my two-step verification codes. It's the nerd equivalent of NEW PHONE…
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Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, “Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!”
Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 17, 2019
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I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, “HAY DOOD! WHAT’S ON THE FACEBOOK?!”
I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15,…
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@mikeyface Well, damn. If that ain’t an endorsement that I’m bound to follow, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout nothin’.
Well, damn. If that ain't an endorsement that I'm bound to follow, I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15, 2019
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@TomArnold @Scaramucci You should take the time to watch the Some More News bit about Ben Shapiro. It’s an hour-long deconstruction of everything wrong with his arguments. Make popcorn first!
You should take the time to watch the Some More News bit about Ben Shapiro. It's an hour-long deconstruction of everything wrong with his arguments. Make popcorn first! — Metzae…
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Me: I don’t really have that thick of a Texas accent.My voiceover: HERDERFERDERER, YALL!Me: Damnit.
Me: I don't really have that thick of a Texas accent.My voiceover: HERDERFERDERER, YALL!Me: Damnit. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 12, 2019
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That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session…
That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session… — Metzae (@Metzae) August 12, 2019
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@dallasnews How do I unsubscribe from your mailers? You waste so much paper filling up my mailbox every week on junk that I throw immediately into the recycling bin. It’s a waste and I want it to stop.
@dallasnews How do I unsubscribe from your mailers? You waste so much paper filling up my mailbox every week on junk that I throw immediately into the recycling bin. It's…
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“Hate has no place in America.” @realDonaldTrump Agreed. Now GTFO.
"Hate has no place in America." @realDonaldTrump Agreed. Now GTFO. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 5, 2019
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@LovesTrump2020 @rafaelsalas12 @realDonaldTrump Fuck off, jingo.
Fuck off, jingo. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
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RT @StephenKing: @senatemajldr This is on you. You should be charged as an accomplice in these deaths.
This is on you. You should be charged as an accomplice in these deaths. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 3, 2019
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@osullivanauthor Easier question to answer: what isn’t wrong with him?
Easier question to answer: what isn't wrong with him? — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
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@realDonaldTrump The gunman was inspired by your rhetoric. If you were any kind of a leader, you’d recognize that and resign.
The gunman was inspired by your rhetoric. If you were any kind of a leader, you'd recognize that and resign. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
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@realDonaldTrump @USATODAY Fuck you. Their blood is on your tiny hands.
Fuck you. Their blood is on your tiny hands. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
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@atrupar Trump is an obscene gesture.
Trump is an obscene gesture. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 3, 2019
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I heard that Facebook is leaning into making groups a significantly bigger part of their platform. If that’s the case, it definitely needs some work. I often get the urge to leave the group because our fandom is one of the only things we have in common.
I heard that Facebook is leaning into making groups a significantly bigger part of their platform. If that's the case, it definitely needs some work. I often get the urge…