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Updates I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up.

Dec 17, 2017

Updates Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick…

Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick. I was having severe chills and curled up in the fetal position. She deliberately laid down on the…

Aug 18, 2017

Updates I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on. My first thought was, “It’s all good. Video games have trained me for this.”

May 27, 2017

Updates “New World Order” by Two Steps from Hell + Prototype

I’m the reason for all of this. They call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist. I’m all of these things. This was an exercise in immediacy. Some videos take…

Apr 4, 2017

Updates Wait and Bleed + Project Overdrive

Is it a dream or a memory? This has been my go-to Slipknot song for the past 17 years, so I really wanted to find a video for it. After…

Mar 29, 2017

Dialogue “How much do you trust him…

Mar 2, 2017

Updates I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests.

Feb 23, 2017

Opinion I’ve lived in the Dallas area for three years, and I have never been the victim of a prosectuable crime. I have, however, been cheated out of several hundred dollars by people that hide behind desks and technicalities. These days, most thieves work within the bounds of the law.

Sep 9, 2016

Updates When I was a little kid, I used to think the term “honky” referred to the fact that white people always seem to be honking at each other. #truestory

Aug 31, 2016

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