Category: Aphorisms

Aphorisms The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.

Aug 20, 2014

Aphorisms You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.

Aug 19, 2014

Aphorisms Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you.

Aug 17, 2014

Aphorisms I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Aphorisms Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.

Jul 27, 2014

Aphorisms Regardless of the issue, where you stand matters far less than the posture you take.

Jun 30, 2014

Aphorisms Large differences are made more poignant by the small.

Apr 27, 2014

Aphorisms Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

Apr 20, 2014

Aphorisms The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

Mar 25, 2014