Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 17, 2019
I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15,…
Well, damn. If that ain't an endorsement that I'm bound to follow, I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15, 2019
You should take the time to watch the Some More News bit about Ben Shapiro. It's an hour-long deconstruction of everything wrong with his arguments. Make popcorn first! — Metzae…
Me: I don't really have that thick of a Texas accent.My voiceover: HERDERFERDERER, YALL!Me: Damnit. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 12, 2019
That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session… — Metzae (@Metzae) August 12, 2019
@dallasnews How do I unsubscribe from your mailers? You waste so much paper filling up my mailbox every week on junk that I throw immediately into the recycling bin. It's…
"Hate has no place in America." @realDonaldTrump Agreed. Now GTFO. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 5, 2019