Category: Twitter

Is it really brunch if you’re doing it alone?

I created this lorem ipsum text without stopping to think about it, which should give you an idea of how my brain w… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1025095027507249158

@jjabrams @rianjohnson pic.twitter.com/5PZtb3Bfdg

#WhyIJoinedTwitter: I didn’t want anyone to take my screenname.

@mikeyface #ThanosMath should start trending during election season.

I wonder how many times I would’ve used a red turtle shell in traffic if they were real.

@It_Evaporated @castlerockhulu @hulu I do, indeed.

These days, almost anyone can be a food photographer. All you need is the right phone and the bravery to share food… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1023707872700649472

After reading countless comments online, I’m convinced the national language of the United States is third grade English.