Just watched @realDonaldTrump read the teleprompter in front of the UN General Assembly. Someone get that kid a participation trophy.
Happy birthday to my incredibly strong, uncompromisingly sweet, awesomely awesome sister, Jennifer. If everyone had… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1044559219830263810
I find Facebook’s snooze feature increasingly useful the closer we get to the election.
What’s in the box? #movingday pic.twitter.com/LCIO3foM9S
I made something for all of the @BetoORourke supporters that keep having their yard signs stolen by people who don’… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041704423007895553
Xbox owners: Battlefield 1 is only $6 today! Pretty sure this sale ends today, so get it while it’s hot. microsoft.com/en-us/p/battle…
@realDonaldTrump You are a despicable human being.
NERD ALERT: The bass line from the theme song of Super Mario Odyssey is built on the same musical principles as the… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1040092871142137857
@WacoPolice Just thought you might want to know that a couple of guys in a Mazda are driving erratically and trying… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1038611615866871808