Category: Posts

Posts My phone just auto-corrected unicorn to Unicron. Google knows me a little too well.

Feb 1, 2018

Posts I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up.

Dec 17, 2017

Posts Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick…

Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick. I was having severe chills and curled up in the fetal position. She deliberately laid down on the…

Aug 18, 2017

Posts I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on. My first thought was, “It’s all good. Video games have trained me for this.”

May 27, 2017

Posts I love that I can type “aw” and my phone predicts “awesomesauce.”

May 20, 2017

Posts I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

May 11, 2017

Posts I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

May 11, 2017

Posts Returning home has become bittersweet. I never get to see everyone I want, and when I do, it’s never enough.

Apr 24, 2017

Posts I just burped while singing and it auto-tuned me.

Apr 15, 2017