Author: Metzae
I’m confused by the mostly proper use of grammar here. How does one act like a child while writing like an adult? Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling…
That glorious moment when a loud room falls silent because everyone is enjoying their food.
@EvilMcNinja You should have heard the sickening sound it made when it hit the ground.
Just dropped my $800 phone from shoulder height. My $30 case has already paid itself off ten times over.
I think I know why so many politicians and pundits have been saying we shouldn’t politicize the church shooting in Texas. #ElectionDay
I was so thrown off by the time change I just spent the last hour assuming it was Monday. fb.me/AM104R4Y
Two days ago, I was walking around wearing three layers of clothing in the middle of the day, and today I’m… fb.me/63mbGgPTd