RT @brianschatz: Republicans are about to vote to transfer literally trillions from regular people who work at regular jobs to around 5,500…
2017 should be remembered as the year we collectively decided that television personalities will be held accountabl… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/935983827398397952
2017 should be remembered as the year we collectively decided that television personalities will be held… fb.me/6JxTWeGTc
There is an incredible amount of traffic heading into Lubbock right now. I’ve passed thousands of cars in a… fb.me/1EzEev3mN
You know what I miss? Peeling Elmer’s glue off of my hands.
Happy Thanksgiving, you barbarians! fb.me/FKyL06mt
Almost every bathroom selfie I see makes me think, “Geez. Clean your mirror!” On a related note, I probably need… fb.me/4kQ94wHk4
Six years later, this is still some of the best advice I’ve ever had. fb.me/205vRKwoZ