Author: Metzae

This is an absolutely perfect movie poster. It literally shows you the title of the movie without using a word. Look at the 3 big red vertical bars behind John…

I wish we lived in a world where moral concern for the unborn extended equally to living, breathing, thinking, and feeling human beings. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 17, 2019

Happiness is an empty inbox. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 16, 2019

When did it become so fashionable to complain about every new episode of a show you've spent years watching just because it didn't go the way you wanted? Why not…

Here's a phrase that's surprisingly hard to articulate: I edited it. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 10, 2019

https://t.co/eFUKLy3IeO — Metzae (@Metzae) May 9, 2019

I read this in the voice of Michigan J. Frog. https://t.co/HyhWpFU52T — Metzae (@Metzae) May 2, 2019